The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9928. | Baltik (baltik) | 88.90 | 90% | 2013-03-29 |
9929. | Killbane (bnsoni) | 88.90 | 96% | 2014-01-21 |
9930. | Darren (darrenoy) | 88.89 | 97% | 2015-02-11 |
9931. | Big Daddy (chef_yeet) | 88.89 | 96% | 2022-06-16 |
9932. | tstats[saif6969] (saif6969) | 88.89 | 96.3% | 2023-10-14 |
9933. | Jeff (jeff7) | 88.89 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
9934. | Will (small_peepee) | 88.89 | 99% | 2018-08-22 |
9935. | Cole (pokeopeth) | 88.89 | 99% | 2019-10-11 |
9936. | samsher (samsher) | 88.89 | 98% | 2015-06-08 |
9937. | Chad (kutsk) | 88.89 | 93% | 2017-02-16 |
9938. | Klaus (derkoenig) | 88.89 | 98% | 2013-09-06 |
9939. | euphy (fr3d99) | 88.88 | 95% | 2016-08-14 |
9940. | bwian (brianschao) | 88.88 | 88% | 2015-03-11 |
9941. | Sean (aeruzaaa) | 88.88 | 97% | 2020-10-27 |
9942. | Eric (necrocyanide) | 88.88 | 95% | 2011-08-15 |
9943. | M. (baity) | 88.88 | 95% | 2011-05-26 |
9944. | Levent (holybash) | 88.87 | 94% | 2017-02-23 |
9945. | Ball (banhammered) | 88.87 | 98% | 2013-05-03 |
9946. | Nader (trigeminal81) | 88.86 | 97% | 2022-03-26 |
9947. | Kelli (klandry80) | 88.86 | 98% | 2019-05-12 |
9948. | Doreen Zhao (tyson_straight) | 88.86 | 93% | 2014-01-14 |
9949. | Crystabellina (crystabellina) | 88.85 | — | 2009-07-06 |
9950. | Daniel (danielchoy95) | 88.85 | 98% | 2021-01-14 |
9951. | tstats[medinasamuel89] (med... | 88.85 | 98% | 2011-10-17 |
9952. | H (l3pik) | 88.85 | 92% | 2012-09-27 |
9953. | Jester (cypher26) | 88.85 | 89% | 2014-08-26 |
9954. | Teddy (mtpoon) | 88.84 | 95% | 2012-09-04 |
9955. | Mentosan (mentosan) | 88.84 | 94% | 2016-09-13 |
9956. | Henry (hendomag) | 88.83 | 93% | 2016-11-18 |
9957. | Homeless (fishtella) | 88.83 | 98% | 2021-08-01 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 86,922 | 82.28 | August 19, 2008 |
Long Texts | 115 | 85.55 | December 31, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 85 | 87.42 | March 30, 2010 |
##typeracer | 4 | 83.41 | January 21, 2021 |
Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |