Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2450. | Rudolf (rutzzz) | 75.59 | 97% | 2019-04-20 |
| 2451. | krabbos (krabbos) | 75.58 | 97% | 2019-03-15 |
| 2452. | annmayn (annmayn) | 75.58 | 97% | 2018-04-11 |
| 2453. | Ali (ali110imdad) | 75.57 | 99% | 2019-08-07 |
| 2454. | Sreshta Kamya (nikitha) | 75.57 | 98% | 2018-09-16 |
| 2455. | Cqld (cqld) | 75.57 | 96% | 2019-04-12 |
| 2456. | ed72 (ed72) | 75.55 | 100% | 2019-04-06 |
| 2457. | Jesse (jesse1998114) | 75.55 | 98% | 2019-06-04 |
| 2458. | mijac (mijac) | 75.55 | 97% | 2018-05-22 |
| 2459. | Jeff (mrblurbyyt) | 75.53 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 2460. | Jeremey (jeremey_long) | 75.53 | 98% | 2021-07-29 |
| 2461. | kat (69wpm420blazeit) | 75.52 | 99% | 2017-08-28 |
| 2462. | GOYARD (goyard) | 75.52 | 96% | 2017-09-28 |
| 2463. | dooba (doobakeung) | 75.50 | 99% | 2017-09-22 |
| 2464. | ƒєαямєαℓωαуѕ (... | 75.50 | 96% | 2018-01-11 |
| 2465. | Pol (crutchlow13) | 75.47 | 97% | 2017-10-16 |
| 2466. | No (bambusnippel) | 75.46 | 98% | 2018-02-06 |
| 2467. | Crimson (crimsonshiroe) | 75.45 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
| 2468. | 🚀 (wildreamz) | 75.42 | 99% | 2018-10-12 |
| 2469. | Soonoo (sanashine) | 75.42 | 96% | 2017-10-04 |
| 2470. | Riftan (socretho) | 75.41 | 98% | 2018-03-25 |
| 2471. | endcredits (endcredits) | 75.41 | 97% | 2021-08-04 |
| 2472. | Maffew (wettham) | 75.39 | 97% | 2019-10-16 |
| 2473. | TD (pussiahma) | 75.38 | 97% | 2020-01-20 |
| 2474. | 愛 ﻉ√٥ﺎ💜 (ksugia... | 75.36 | 98% | 2019-08-08 |
| 2475. | Rose (demoncia) | 75.34 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 2476. | じょりちっち (jorichi... | 75.33 | 99% | 2019-02-26 |
| 2477. | Eric (ebl1859) | 75.30 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 2478. | JV (maxmalakas) | 75.30 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 2479. | Ronald (ron777) | 75.30 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |