As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6817. | Like Like (like_like) | 91.58 | 95% | 2016-12-15 |
| 6818. | Avery (avery_l) | 91.57 | 97% | 2022-09-28 |
| 6819. | Yanni (moronicmetalman) | 91.56 | 98% | 2021-11-01 |
| 6820. | TheHiggsBottom (thehiggsbot... | 91.56 | 98% | 2023-07-14 |
| 6821. | Kaintu (kaintu) | 91.56 | 96% | 2021-05-19 |
| 6822. | Will (typemanthetypist) | 91.56 | 94% | 2015-08-24 |
| 6823. | Lost (itslost) | 91.55 | 98% | 2018-08-08 |
| 6824. | Lhyme (lhyme) | 91.55 | 97% | 2022-02-22 |
| 6825. | Jonathan (jonathanstone) | 91.55 | 99% | 2021-08-27 |
| 6826. | tstats[kayeii] (kayeii) | 91.55 | 98.8% | 2023-10-29 |
| 6827. | ThePurpleHornet (thepurpleh... | 91.54 | 98.8% | 2025-02-04 |
| 6828. | Kyle (sbm66) | 91.54 | 93% | 2016-10-08 |
| 6829. | D (never_procrastinate) | 91.54 | 98% | 2021-03-20 |
| 6830. | brandon (maskedvigilance) | 91.54 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 6831. | big (bigfudge14) | 91.54 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 6832. | SelleHalt (sellehalt) | 91.54 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
| 6833. | Ahmad (typingenjoyer1) | 91.53 | 98% | 2024-09-02 |
| 6834. | PapaLoveYou (papaloveyou) | 91.53 | 97.4% | 2023-10-21 |
| 6835. | PoorMansSalad (poormanssalad) | 91.53 | 97.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| 6836. | No (bambusnippel) | 91.53 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 6837. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 91.53 | 95% | 2017-04-30 |
| 6838. | Unai (supernax) | 91.52 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 6839. | Derek (duooreo) | 91.52 | 90% | 2017-01-27 |
| 6840. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 91.52 | 97.8% | 2024-03-13 |
| 6841. | Alex (auft) | 91.52 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 6842. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 91.52 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 6843. | Slark (slark) | 91.52 | 96% | 2015-10-11 |
| 6844. | Caleb (calebbueckert) | 91.51 | 99.1% | 2025-04-25 |
| 6845. | Enzo (enz0123) | 91.51 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 6846. | Lily (b00mer7) | 91.50 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |