So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 21629. | fresh (hitorijanai) | 65.94 | 96% | 2016-01-26 |
| 21630. | Zaheer (zaheerahmed) | 65.93 | 99% | 2023-05-05 |
| 21631. | Vsbobclear (vsbobclear) | 65.93 | 95% | 2015-10-22 |
| 21632. | Zach (fullbright) | 65.93 | 89% | 2016-02-29 |
| 21633. | Bryn (brynnyg) | 65.93 | 96% | 2021-07-09 |
| 21634. | mel (melguerzon) | 65.93 | 96% | 2012-01-24 |
| 21635. | Alex (ameanberg) | 65.93 | — | 2010-12-20 |
| 21636. | Mubashir (monkegates) | 65.93 | 97% | 2020-01-19 |
| 21637. | Sharas (sharas) | 65.93 | 92% | 2012-11-10 |
| 21638. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 65.93 | 90% | 2016-05-05 |
| 21639. | Satkay (satkay) | 65.93 | 96% | 2011-08-02 |
| 21640. | Jj (issajacob) | 65.92 | 97% | 2020-05-06 |
| 21641. | Jonathan (jonathan888) | 65.92 | 97% | 2022-03-08 |
| 21642. | Yao (yaoyao) | 65.92 | 92% | 2014-01-03 |
| 21643. | Salwe (salwetingh) | 65.92 | 97% | 2021-04-18 |
| 21644. | Chen (ifimverywrong) | 65.92 | 98% | 2012-10-10 |
| 21645. | tstats[pervez1020] (pervez1... | 65.91 | 97% | 2022-12-22 |
| 21646. | type (typeracer21st) | 65.91 | 95% | 2013-09-27 |
| 21647. | brian (brianlouis27) | 65.91 | 95% | 2018-03-19 |
| 21648. | No (bambusnippel) | 65.91 | 96% | 2018-02-18 |
| 21649. | varun100 (varun100) | 65.91 | 94% | 2012-03-08 |
| 21650. | shingo (anagman) | 65.91 | 94% | 2012-03-31 |
| 21651. | Alec (1lec) | 65.90 | 95% | 2020-08-02 |
| 21652. | Debdip Das (dipto_debdip) | 65.90 | 95% | 2022-07-13 |
| 21653. | artix (artix595) | 65.90 | 95% | 2023-10-07 |
| 21654. | Guest (k935p) | 65.90 | 97% | 2020-09-04 |
| 21655. | Toastie (tjmck) | 65.90 | 93% | 2016-02-24 |
| 21656. | Mohammad Hossein (mh1998) | 65.90 | 96% | 2021-09-13 |
| 21657. | Hellow (hellowi_99) | 65.90 | 97% | 2020-01-26 |
| 21658. | Vaishnav (vaishnavss8) | 65.90 | 92% | 2013-07-10 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |