Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4327. | Vladislav (johnsonkh96) | 66.16 | 95% | 2020-04-07 |
| 4328. | Akash (cash1) | 66.15 | 97% | 2018-08-21 |
| 4329. | hadadzhi (hadadzhi) | 66.14 | 98% | 2017-07-01 |
| 4330. | Gabby (kirbykirbykirby) | 66.14 | 97% | 2020-12-16 |
| 4331. | Squeak (oweozz) | 66.14 | 95% | 2020-01-23 |
| 4332. | andy (andyhero) | 66.11 | 96% | 2018-08-29 |
| 4333. | Siddhartha (gravito12345) | 66.10 | 97% | 2019-11-24 |
| 4334. | Ange (_alex__) | 66.08 | 97% | 2018-05-31 |
| 4335. | Michelle (michellele517) | 66.08 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 4336. | Max (palladidrago) | 66.07 | 94% | 2020-06-01 |
| 4337. | punit (punit965) | 66.07 | 94% | 2019-04-04 |
| 4338. | Ducky (ducky_racer) | 66.06 | 97% | 2019-08-09 |
| 4339. | the (dragonon) | 66.05 | 95% | 2018-12-12 |
| 4340. | Jessica (jesshe183) | 66.05 | 94% | 2020-08-03 |
| 4341. | Austin (austincolibaba) | 66.04 | 98% | 2020-10-15 |
| 4342. | Strikeknight (strikeknight02) | 66.04 | 96% | 2020-08-11 |
| 4343. | Naradon (naradon) | 66.03 | 97% | 2019-04-09 |
| 4344. | Wusien (wusien) | 66.03 | 97% | 2020-05-19 |
| 4345. | Stravanic (stravanic) | 66.03 | 96% | 2019-09-03 |
| 4346. | Kev (falce) | 66.03 | 96% | 2018-08-21 |
| 4347. | Balsamic (balsamic) | 66.03 | 97% | 2020-01-13 |
| 4348. | William (vlakross) | 66.02 | 95% | 2018-02-25 |
| 4349. | Charts (charizardpotato) | 66.01 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 4350. | anntz (reaction__) | 66.01 | 96% | 2020-06-24 |
| 4351. | Pat (py68849) | 66.00 | 96% | 2020-08-31 |
| 4352. | Ged (gdewiyasa) | 65.99 | 98% | 2018-04-12 |
| 4353. | MGL (mgl_mazaalai) | 65.98 | 96% | 2019-09-12 |
| 4354. | Christopher (magezter) | 65.96 | 95% | 2020-12-09 |
| 4355. | Nun (lackingnight) | 65.94 | 94% | 2020-09-30 |
| 4356. | Ronald (200275146) | 65.94 | 95% | 2018-01-22 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |