The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8651. | Joseph (josephjayette) | 92.09 | 99% | 2020-07-29 |
| 8652. | Alex (greyinid) | 92.09 | 99% | 2023-03-28 |
| 8653. | Elizabeth (shiiteeyes) | 92.09 | 98% | 2016-03-22 |
| 8654. | Shao (carpexxxdiem) | 92.09 | 95% | 2016-08-02 |
| 8655. | Mooch (moochimooch) | 92.08 | 95% | 2015-03-04 |
| 8656. | InfiniteCows (infinitecows) | 92.08 | 98% | 2020-06-28 |
| 8657. | James (roguehamster2073) | 92.08 | 99% | 2023-09-25 |
| 8658. | workmad3 (workmad3) | 92.07 | 96% | 2016-09-29 |
| 8659. | imWUMPUS (imwumpus) | 92.07 | 98% | 2012-04-30 |
| 8660. | Herman (hchow91) | 92.07 | 96% | 2016-12-31 |
| 8661. | ayham (ayhum) | 92.07 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
| 8662. | Dickson (kldho2) | 92.07 | 97% | 2023-07-04 |
| 8663. | su (susuhiepsi) | 92.07 | — | 2010-11-06 |
| 8664. | l (coolwanglu) | 92.07 | 94% | 2013-05-31 |
| 8665. | Eminem (coimbra149) | 92.07 | — | 2009-03-23 |
| 8666. | Marek (ksydry) | 92.07 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 8667. | Angel (windowsxperia) | 92.06 | 97% | 2023-04-24 |
| 8668. | james (chilty14) | 92.06 | 97% | 2023-09-06 |
| 8669. | Balsamic (balsamic) | 92.06 | 98% | 2022-03-09 |
| 8670. | Tyler (catothedk) | 92.06 | 92% | 2016-07-22 |
| 8671. | kookoo (lockloe) | 92.06 | 94% | 2016-05-11 |
| 8672. | Wang (zilchary) | 92.06 | — | 2009-10-02 |
| 8673. | Ray Ouellette (sabz109) | 92.05 | 97% | 2023-08-23 |
| 8674. | pistonsnick (pistonsnick) | 92.05 | 94% | 2018-08-20 |
| 8675. | Arthur (sir_loin) | 92.05 | 94% | 2011-09-06 |
| 8676. | Azenpic (azenpic) | 92.04 | 96% | 2022-09-22 |
| 8677. | Allay (noob_wrath) | 92.04 | 97% | 2021-12-06 |
| 8678. | Shashank (kingshashank12) | 92.04 | 98% | 2021-10-14 |
| 8679. | Nezloe (hyugaki) | 92.04 | 91% | 2011-10-05 |
| 8680. | Ben (fanofband) | 92.04 | 93% | 2013-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |