So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14669. | Habib (habibmalik) | 77.10 | 97% | 2021-11-11 |
| 14670. | Eric (__eric__f__) | 77.10 | 95% | 2021-09-06 |
| 14671. | tstats[medo_1010] (medo_1010) | 77.10 | 96.3% | 2023-07-12 |
| 14672. | username16-- (admin_nistrator) | 77.10 | 98.3% | 2023-07-23 |
| 14673. | Rodrigo (banr_) | 77.10 | 97% | 2023-02-02 |
| 14674. | Ben (lampost) | 77.10 | 97% | 2021-05-08 |
| 14675. | George (playlikeneverb4) | 77.10 | 98% | 2014-01-23 |
| 14676. | Nikola (elenhar) | 77.10 | 99% | 2021-03-04 |
| 14677. | el (elanamax) | 77.09 | 98% | 2023-03-02 |
| 14678. | Gondoober (gondoober) | 77.09 | 98% | 2020-11-16 |
| 14679. | Vivaldi (anandmathew2007@gm... | 77.09 | 97% | 2014-11-03 |
| 14680. | jama (bananajunction) | 77.08 | 85% | 2016-10-12 |
| 14681. | angel (angelllfoo) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 14682. | Alex (shreddy_typer) | 77.08 | 97% | 2021-05-25 |
| 14683. | الأصابع (abdoh) | 77.08 | 98% | 2020-06-15 |
| 14684. | Newkeys (newkeys) | 77.08 | 97% | 2012-01-22 |
| 14685. | AlexopoulosC (alexopoulosc) | 77.07 | 95% | 2021-10-28 |
| 14686. | Clay (clay10swag) | 77.07 | 98% | 2021-12-25 |
| 14687. | John Paulo (guehnwyvar) | 77.07 | 99% | 2022-12-28 |
| 14688. | RENIEL RENZ (leiner_ross15) | 77.07 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 14689. | Balsamic (balsamic) | 77.07 | 97% | 2020-07-29 |
| 14690. | 你们很慢噢～ (rickyte... | 77.07 | 95% | 2012-07-24 |
| 14691. | 4Head (extramilkydubs) | 77.07 | 97% | 2019-07-23 |
| 14692. | Savannah (savannahmaira) | 77.07 | 95% | 2012-02-01 |
| 14693. | Arie (kanarie) | 77.07 | — | 2010-10-29 |
| 14694. | Brian (beitel) | 77.07 | 94% | 2013-03-29 |
| 14695. | Kit (kittoadinatha) | 77.06 | 97% | 2020-04-02 |
| 14696. | joey (r00sh) | 77.06 | 92% | 2014-09-10 |
| 14697. | mark (koyoto) | 77.06 | 94% | 2013-12-27 |
| 14698. | Luka (soleesoki) | 77.05 | 95% | 2021-06-07 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |