Sir, a couple of brief points: firstly, you're not a qualified service engineer, and, consequently, sawing me in two will invalidate my guarantee; secondly, I wouldn't trust you to open a can of sardines that was already open.
—from Red Dwarf: Terrorform, a other by Rob Grant, Doug Naylor
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10997. | Keago (keago) | 72.47 | 97% | 2017-10-09 |
| 10998. | Brandon (gr3gl) | 72.46 | 94.6% | 2021-02-15 |
| 10999. | Alexander (typewriter802) | 72.46 | 95% | 2021-01-06 |
| 11000. | wen (longwen) | 72.46 | 99% | 2017-03-16 |
| 11001. | TwiX (itztwix) | 72.45 | 95% | 2024-07-07 |
| 11002. | oshan (ice_cold) | 72.45 | 98% | 2020-02-18 |
| 11003. | Anh (_azh_) | 72.45 | 96% | 2022-02-11 |
| 11004. | Matt (mattseid1) | 72.45 | 97% | 2020-06-20 |
| 11005. | kashish (kashishnegi) | 72.43 | 99.6% | 2023-09-02 |
| 11006. | Dyslexic Nababa (dyslexic_n... | 72.43 | 94% | 2021-03-10 |
| 11007. | relak (nxthann) | 72.42 | 97% | 2017-11-27 |
| 11008. | Gramm (alternativeink) | 72.42 | 95% | 2021-09-15 |
| 11009. | Hyper (hyperbutnothyper) | 72.41 | 95% | 2022-04-09 |
| 11010. | ok doinb (superex23) | 72.41 | 96% | 2020-01-23 |
| 11011. | Kok Kun (kokkun92) | 72.41 | 97% | 2021-11-09 |
| 11012. | Reilly (reilly_e) | 72.41 | 98% | 2022-09-14 |
| 11013. | Balgow (balgow) | 72.40 | 94% | 2021-11-12 |
| 11014. | Oscar Navarro (oscarndiez) | 72.40 | 96% | 2021-04-12 |
| 11015. | A (sd_era) | 72.40 | 95% | 2020-01-17 |
| 11016. | Lib (lib1) | 72.39 | 97% | 2025-05-21 |
| 11017. | Anshu79 (anshu79) | 72.39 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 11018. | Espen Oliver (masterabsinthe) | 72.39 | 98% | 2022-08-13 |
| 11019. | Aditya (aditya9219) | 72.39 | 96% | 2022-06-29 |
| 11020. | cecilia (plumerias) | 72.39 | 94% | 2020-12-04 |
| 11021. | Kwek (kyjing) | 72.38 | 96% | 2022-03-30 |
| 11022. | Goku (rmehedi) | 72.38 | 95% | 2025-05-14 |
| 11023. | Xebion (xebion) | 72.38 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 11024. | SgtPepper (sergeantpepper) | 72.38 | 96% | 2022-09-28 |
| 11025. | Marwin (luntram) | 72.37 | 98% | 2022-02-26 |
| 11026. | Ebru (ebruserce) | 72.37 | 97% | 2017-12-14 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 38,279 | 75.25 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 71 | 89.96 | January 24, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 69.82 | August 17, 2021 |