Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3835. | Ted (smart_tedergy) | 69.87 | 96% | 2018-05-03 |
| 3836. | jowett (jowettchng) | 69.87 | 97% | 2018-03-07 |
| 3837. | Overpriced (overpriced) | 69.87 | 96% | 2017-10-02 |
| 3838. | δTofumistΩ (tofumist) | 69.86 | 98% | 2017-11-19 |
| 3839. | Brian (brianthetypist) | 69.84 | 95% | 2017-08-26 |
| 3840. | Chris (chriscole21) | 69.81 | 96% | 2020-06-01 |
| 3841. | Austin (goodrichinator) | 69.81 | 97% | 2020-04-03 |
| 3842. | Elmer (elmerr) | 69.80 | 97% | 2020-03-27 |
| 3843. | Ben (blister99) | 69.80 | 97% | 2017-07-27 |
| 3844. | Awalid (awalid) | 69.78 | 96% | 2017-09-11 |
| 3845. | Deveshwar (deveshwar) | 69.78 | 97% | 2018-09-20 |
| 3846. | Thomas (thomas70) | 69.77 | 99% | 2020-08-09 |
| 3847. | Jacob (critias26) | 69.76 | 98% | 2018-10-23 |
| 3848. | Dane (brenstem) | 69.75 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
| 3849. | AKGD (akgd) | 69.75 | 97% | 2018-09-18 |
| 3850. | danielkza (danielkza) | 69.73 | 97% | 2020-07-12 |
| 3851. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 69.72 | 99% | 2020-03-17 |
| 3852. | Edward (edthemetalhead) | 69.70 | 96% | 2017-09-30 |
| 3853. | Alex (sixthree) | 69.69 | 98% | 2019-08-07 |
| 3854. | Akshay (ak5hay) | 69.68 | 97% | 2020-12-10 |
| 3855. | AllCrumpledUp (stableigloo) | 69.65 | 95% | 2020-05-04 |
| 3856. | tom (sonic_hh23) | 69.64 | 97% | 2020-01-30 |
| 3857. | Kenny (infection7) | 69.63 | 96% | 2017-08-17 |
| 3858. | Andy (andykim18) | 69.63 | 96% | 2020-10-30 |
| 3859. | August (appledoor) | 69.61 | 95% | 2018-02-02 |
| 3860. | Venisa (venisa) | 69.61 | 95% | 2018-05-08 |
| 3861. | v1ruso (v1ruso) | 69.60 | 98% | 2018-12-23 |
| 3862. | PewPew (suntanscanman) | 69.60 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 3863. | Piotr (piotros) | 69.59 | 98% | 2020-10-07 |
| 3864. | muhammad (faisalwaqas65) | 69.58 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 9,681 | 80.12 | June 27, 2017 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 10 | 63.06 | February 14, 2022 |
| Instant Death Mode | 8 | 111.93 | April 14, 2018 |