I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11058. | Bach (bwv988) | 82.95 | 98% | 2019-07-22 |
| 11059. | Big (bigjohn05) | 82.94 | 97% | 2022-03-04 |
| 11060. | Alex (iusedtobealex) | 82.94 | 93% | 2016-07-25 |
| 11061. | Matthew (liberz) | 82.94 | 93% | 2015-06-08 |
| 11062. | Ereklo (ereklo) | 82.93 | 98% | 2023-12-09 |
| 11063. | Shabbir (abarakzai) | 82.93 | 97% | 2022-10-04 |
| 11064. | Zanuh (mrelister) | 82.93 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 11065. | @smile.hnts on twitter (hyp... | 82.93 | 96% | 2021-11-06 |
| 11066. | Timo (timblq) | 82.93 | 95% | 2024-06-13 |
| 11067. | HDShadow (erick_v) | 82.92 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
| 11068. | g (pgar) | 82.92 | 96% | 2019-12-14 |
| 11069. | Sertaç (msaeternal) | 82.92 | 97% | 2018-05-18 |
| 11070. | Rachel (rachelstoutamire) | 82.92 | 90% | 2015-12-23 |
| 11071. | ඞ (leoileoisculpordwarf) | 82.91 | 97% | 2021-01-03 |
| 11072. | Vera (veong) | 82.90 | 97% | 2019-01-21 |
| 11073. | Ahmad (zoz201) | 82.90 | 96% | 2017-11-15 |
| 11074. | bumbumbum (charlie000) | 82.89 | 96.9% | 2024-05-04 |
| 11075. | Oliver (razmemmo) | 82.89 | 96% | 2022-02-02 |
| 11076. | Jebediah (bakerman144) | 82.89 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
| 11077. | Petter (crixus) | 82.89 | 98% | 2015-12-08 |
| 11078. | aeouaoeu (slow_guy) | 82.89 | 96% | 2017-05-12 |
| 11079. | Asfaloth (gstlarjpalra) | 82.88 | 97% | 2024-01-17 |
| 11080. | Noah (foamf) | 82.88 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 11081. | Kevin (flash98765) | 82.88 | 97% | 2022-12-12 |
| 11082. | Pierce (jedipierce) | 82.88 | 95% | 2020-10-01 |
| 11083. | Key (keyknight) | 82.88 | 98% | 2016-02-15 |
| 11084. | John (typist426) | 82.88 | 97% | 2017-09-01 |
| 11085. | Sam (sam_mat) | 82.87 | 98% | 2021-12-10 |
| 11086. | johnson (johnsonbrohnson) | 82.87 | 95% | 2022-06-19 |
| 11087. | Alisher (saegl) | 82.87 | 98% | 2023-05-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |