I hope that our few remaining friends give up on trying to save us. I hope we come up with a fail-safe plot to piss off the dumb few that forgave us. I hope the fences we mended fall down beneath their own weight, and I hope we hang on past the last exit. I hope it's already too late.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14965. | Jenna (jennawoods) | 72.58 | 95% | 2019-02-10 |
| 14966. | Rem (remroid66) | 72.58 | 96% | 2021-08-16 |
| 14967. | Henry (purcellain) | 72.58 | 97% | 2019-05-07 |
| 14968. | HENN (username6129) | 72.58 | 98% | 2019-01-10 |
| 14969. | C0br6 (c0br6) | 72.57 | 96% | 2025-04-01 |
| 14970. | borecha (crackedscreen) | 72.57 | 98% | 2023-04-21 |
| 14971. | Veitch (veitch) | 72.57 | 95% | 2022-08-12 |
| 14972. | Jan (jasior0000) | 72.57 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 14973. | Abu (abu_hussain_03) | 72.57 | 98% | 2021-08-30 |
| 14974. | Clark Valde™ (todd_1234) | 72.56 | 94% | 2023-06-14 |
| 14975. | Sarvottam (biot_savart) | 72.56 | 98% | 2022-11-29 |
| 14976. | de la porte (delaporte) | 72.56 | 98% | 2017-04-19 |
| 14977. | Aurel (au2001) | 72.55 | 96% | 2021-08-06 |
| 14978. | MKX (mku1tra) | 72.55 | 95% | 2019-07-03 |
| 14979. | sammy (sammyismuff) | 72.55 | 95% | 2023-09-11 |
| 14980. | Jay (jayyyyyyyy) | 72.55 | 96% | 2020-12-13 |
| 14981. | Mauro (mmudz_) | 72.54 | 98% | 2020-09-08 |
| 14982. | Hayden (haydenyellow) | 72.54 | 96% | 2021-06-06 |
| 14983. | Quentin (hellcat_gamer15) | 72.54 | 96% | 2022-05-24 |
| 14984. | Mikael (bajkinman) | 72.54 | 95.4% | 2025-01-11 |
| 14985. | Shivun (shivster27) | 72.54 | 97% | 2025-03-29 |
| 14986. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 72.54 | 97% | 2020-02-16 |
| 14987. | Amit (amitu7) | 72.53 | 98% | 2018-04-17 |
| 14988. | Musfiqur (mushi00) | 72.53 | 96% | 2022-12-30 |
| 14989. | Kamen (kamen08) | 72.53 | 99% | 2021-07-31 |
| 14990. | John (sprainedankles) | 72.52 | 94% | 2017-05-19 |
| 14991. | Samuel (samthedonut) | 72.51 | 94% | 2019-02-06 |
| 14992. | NOYB (noybmakespplstraight) | 72.51 | 99% | 2023-05-16 |
| 14993. | bruh (hassellim) | 72.51 | 98% | 2017-05-31 |
| 14994. | Cedric (cedric_f) | 72.51 | 98% | 2022-08-16 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 43,238 | 84.01 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 38 | 96.26 | July 18, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 5 | 102.10 | December 23, 2021 |