As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13716. | jeff (icecoldsprite) | 75.42 | 99% | 2021-01-13 |
| 13717. | Badog (mississauga145) | 75.42 | 92% | 2016-05-24 |
| 13718. | PhaTTypes (phattypes) | 75.41 | 97% | 2023-12-24 |
| 13719. | nawap (deno_op) | 75.41 | 98% | 2021-03-12 |
| 13720. | Howard (bpiggy) | 75.41 | 98% | 2017-03-07 |
| 13721. | Andrew (wongsifu) | 75.40 | 97% | 2022-02-04 |
| 13722. | David (hugger69) | 75.40 | 99% | 2021-09-03 |
| 13723. | scoopy (scoopyjohnson) | 75.40 | 97% | 2019-12-19 |
| 13724. | Meme (helix487) | 75.40 | 94% | 2017-07-12 |
| 13725. | jo (garvers) | 75.40 | 91% | 2017-02-23 |
| 13726. | Baerlatsch (baerlatsch) | 75.39 | 97.6% | 2024-01-31 |
| 13727. | willy (willywongker69) | 75.39 | 95% | 2017-03-28 |
| 13728. | Kaloian (forb1dd3n) | 75.39 | 96% | 2019-10-09 |
| 13729. | Stas (tracersm) | 75.39 | 99% | 2021-11-11 |
| 13730. | Sayasboy (sayasboy69_) | 75.38 | 95% | 2023-07-24 |
| 13731. | Vanessa (vanaenaeee) | 75.38 | 97% | 2020-12-15 |
| 13732. | seigou (ninjawanko) | 75.37 | 94.7% | 2024-11-14 |
| 13733. | Iubar (iubarpacificae) | 75.37 | 98% | 2021-10-01 |
| 13734. | ian (ian_4) | 75.37 | 97% | 2022-03-30 |
| 13735. | Mikael (bajkinman) | 75.37 | 98% | 2022-07-29 |
| 13736. | Asier (asierart) | 75.37 | 96% | 2021-12-04 |
| 13737. | Mario (mario7lorenzo) | 75.37 | 97% | 2019-03-19 |
| 13738. | rraz0 (rraz0) | 75.36 | 97% | 2017-02-19 |
| 13739. | Andy (mouldy_peanut) | 75.36 | 93% | 2016-09-27 |
| 13740. | Kenny (moshine) | 75.36 | 96.6% | 2021-02-03 |
| 13741. | Zheng (lvzheng) | 75.36 | 94% | 2016-07-24 |
| 13742. | Max (maxvan) | 75.36 | 98% | 2018-12-03 |
| 13743. | Vince (vincentsneed) | 75.36 | 97% | 2016-04-19 |
| 13744. | HMK (gravelordnito0013) | 75.35 | 97% | 2022-12-26 |
| 13745. | Mohammad (moreda1999) | 75.35 | 97% | 2022-02-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |