The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4749. | Emma (kimy00) | 103.68 | 98% | 2022-06-08 |
| 4750. | Hey What's Up (oystersmiling) | 103.68 | 93% | 2016-11-03 |
| 4751. | David (bigd4316) | 103.68 | 96% | 2012-01-25 |
| 4752. | Samantha (samananthak) | 103.68 | 98% | 2015-07-27 |
| 4753. | Aum (aum123) | 103.67 | — | 2010-10-24 |
| 4754. | (heal) | 103.67 | 97% | 2022-06-21 |
| 4755. | kenboi (_kenboi) | 103.66 | 97% | 2021-10-23 |
| 4756. | Jon (mystikj) | 103.66 | 99% | 2020-09-26 |
| 4757. | thog (thogs) | 103.66 | 100% | 2014-01-11 |
| 4758. | Cherish (squiddy) | 103.66 | — | 2008-08-28 |
| 4759. | Matthew (ar223) | 103.66 | 98% | 2019-10-09 |
| 4760. | Everblack (everblack) | 103.65 | 89% | 2015-12-02 |
| 4761. | nasolem (nasolem) | 103.65 | 98% | 2019-03-18 |
| 4762. | Slow (giorgiv4) | 103.65 | 98% | 2022-12-05 |
| 4763. | Davy (icedtrees) | 103.65 | 92% | 2011-11-23 |
| 4764. | Earlvin (earlvin14) | 103.65 | 97% | 2021-05-09 |
| 4765. | 死神 (shinnnnn) | 103.64 | 99% | 2020-12-13 |
| 4766. | amber (gremlinx8) | 103.64 | 98% | 2021-06-28 |
| 4767. | Alex (bajizus) | 103.64 | — | 2009-02-17 |
| 4768. | Faith (faith0229) | 103.63 | 99% | 2020-08-13 |
| 4769. | FoFo (fofire) | 103.63 | 99% | 2022-07-17 |
| 4770. | rickrao (rickrao) | 103.63 | 97.4% | 2023-10-26 |
| 4771. | Constantine (breakerzirconia) | 103.63 | 98% | 2021-07-15 |
| 4772. | jeremy_bearimy (jeremy_bear... | 103.63 | 99% | 2022-08-13 |
| 4773. | Howzet (howzet) | 103.62 | 95% | 2015-02-26 |
| 4774. | alfos (alfos) | 103.62 | 98% | 2017-08-18 |
| 4775. | Roshan (roshi) | 103.62 | — | 2009-05-13 |
| 4776. | Derek (derekc5475) | 103.62 | 92% | 2014-03-13 |
| 4777. | Hkishi (hkishi) | 103.61 | 99% | 2022-10-28 |
| 4778. | youtube.com/pgblanks (super... | 103.61 | — | 2008-10-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |