I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12477. | D3MON (d3m0n_king) | 80.78 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
| 12478. | Stephen (limikin) | 80.77 | 93% | 2016-06-21 |
| 12479. | Alex (rachkovsky) | 80.77 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 12480. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 12481. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 80.77 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 12482. | kathol (kathol) | 80.77 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 12483. | Richard (richaslions) | 80.76 | 97% | 2015-06-17 |
| 12484. | Dustin (athleticsaddict) | 80.76 | 96% | 2015-06-24 |
| 12485. | jahseh (jahsehdro) | 80.75 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 12486. | Fabian (redburningice) | 80.75 | 97% | 2023-12-30 |
| 12487. | Shahana (shahanas) | 80.75 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 12488. | Marko (markidane) | 80.75 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 12489. | SkyKatsura (skykatsura) | 80.75 | 95.3% | 2023-08-04 |
| 12490. | pbdev (pbdev) | 80.75 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 12491. | Roland (entr0cks) | 80.75 | 96% | 2016-07-31 |
| 12492. | Veronica (init2winit) | 80.75 | 98% | 2017-07-11 |
| 12493. | Mister Type Masta (wackospike) | 80.74 | 96.8% | 2024-11-08 |
| 12494. | Ulysses (baergo) | 80.74 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
| 12495. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 80.74 | 94% | 2021-01-13 |
| 12496. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 80.74 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 12497. | unowildcard (unowildcard) | 80.73 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 12498. | Louie John (loumexx12) | 80.73 | 97.5% | 2021-02-15 |
| 12499. | YNW Beans (ynw_beans) | 80.73 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 12500. | Arturs (hupapupa) | 80.73 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 12501. | Nguyen (luungoc2005) | 80.73 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
| 12502. | Gustav (gustavrenman) | 80.73 | 90% | 2017-02-25 |
| 12503. | iSimplyDontLag (cheetah118) | 80.72 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 12504. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 80.72 | 96% | 2021-05-28 |
| 12505. | Ares (amandes) | 80.72 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 12506. | Leah (liah2010) | 80.72 | 95% | 2017-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |