I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11961. | D3MON (d3m0n_king) | 80.78 | 94% | 2016-05-21 |
| 11962. | Stephen (limikin) | 80.77 | 93% | 2016-06-21 |
| 11963. | Alex (rachkovsky) | 80.77 | 97% | 2017-09-17 |
| 11964. | Petruccio (lolbraumm) | 80.77 | 97% | 2021-09-26 |
| 11965. | Morin (lordgroovy) | 80.77 | 95% | 2022-10-24 |
| 11966. | kathol (kathol) | 80.77 | 98% | 2021-04-08 |
| 11967. | Richard (richaslions) | 80.76 | 97% | 2015-06-17 |
| 11968. | Dustin (athleticsaddict) | 80.76 | 96% | 2015-06-24 |
| 11969. | jahseh (jahsehdro) | 80.75 | 97% | 2025-03-06 |
| 11970. | Fabian (redburningice) | 80.75 | 97% | 2023-12-30 |
| 11971. | Shahana (shahanas) | 80.75 | 98% | 2021-11-27 |
| 11972. | SkyKatsura (skykatsura) | 80.75 | 95% | 2023-08-04 |
| 11973. | pbdev (pbdev) | 80.75 | 97% | 2021-01-16 |
| 11974. | Marko (markidane) | 80.75 | 97% | 2021-12-09 |
| 11975. | Roland (entr0cks) | 80.75 | 96% | 2016-07-31 |
| 11976. | Veronica (init2winit) | 80.75 | 98% | 2017-07-11 |
| 11977. | Mister Type Masta (wackospike) | 80.74 | 96.8% | 2024-11-08 |
| 11978. | Ulysses (baergo) | 80.74 | 99% | 2017-08-29 |
| 11979. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 80.74 | 94% | 2021-01-13 |
| 11980. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 80.74 | 96% | 2021-01-01 |
| 11981. | unowildcard (unowildcard) | 80.73 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 11982. | Louie John (loumexx12) | 80.73 | 97.5% | 2021-02-15 |
| 11983. | YNW Beans (ynw_beans) | 80.73 | 97% | 2022-11-28 |
| 11984. | Arturs (hupapupa) | 80.73 | 96% | 2018-01-21 |
| 11985. | Nguyen (luungoc2005) | 80.73 | 94% | 2016-12-23 |
| 11986. | Gustav (gustavrenman) | 80.73 | 90% | 2017-02-25 |
| 11987. | tehfu (brownmilk) | 80.72 | 96% | 2021-05-28 |
| 11988. | iSimplyDontLag (cheetah118) | 80.72 | 96% | 2023-03-30 |
| 11989. | Ares (amandes) | 80.72 | 96% | 2019-09-18 |
| 11990. | Leah (liah2010) | 80.72 | 95% | 2017-07-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |