Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3516. | Marta (marta1410) | 64.11 | 98% | 2019-07-31 |
| 3517. | Macedonian King (ijittqerr_) | 64.08 | 93% | 2019-06-25 |
| 3518. | Roberto (bertdog1995) | 64.08 | 98% | 2018-01-21 |
| 3519. | Owlfire (owlfire) | 64.08 | 96% | 2019-03-27 |
| 3520. | Adi (adirizka7) | 64.07 | 97% | 2017-09-13 |
| 3521. | Colin (scolin) | 64.06 | 96% | 2020-02-15 |
| 3522. | ben (enivre) | 64.04 | 98% | 2020-01-31 |
| 3523. | Junaed (junaed_siam) | 64.04 | 96% | 2021-07-30 |
| 3524. | prithee peace (yeeyeeyeet) | 64.02 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 3525. | Jonas (wodie) | 64.01 | 97% | 2018-11-20 |
| 3526. | hanying (h4ny1n9) | 64.01 | 97% | 2019-01-07 |
| 3527. | Anupam (plaanupam) | 64.01 | 98% | 2019-04-04 |
| 3528. | Corey (corefire2004) | 63.97 | 97% | 2019-04-13 |
| 3529. | Jonas (jonasjul) | 63.95 | 97% | 2018-10-16 |
| 3530. | Adam (adamr510) | 63.95 | 96% | 2017-10-18 |
| 3531. | Jahaziel (changofeliz) | 63.93 | 97% | 2018-06-15 |
| 3532. | Bae (baenimbae12) | 63.91 | 96% | 2021-08-07 |
| 3533. | AHHH (chuckles1357) | 63.86 | 96% | 2019-05-29 |
| 3534. | Jason (stealthythinking) | 63.85 | 95% | 2018-08-31 |
| 3535. | Matt (stalasphyx) | 63.83 | 96% | 2017-11-27 |
| 3536. | T (omega5002) | 63.82 | 95% | 2019-08-26 |
| 3537. | Hero (zelvvz) | 63.82 | 95% | 2019-07-20 |
| 3538. | Master (trikoi00) | 63.79 | 97% | 2018-04-18 |
| 3539. | kiddo (cringeworthykiddo) | 63.79 | 97% | 2017-11-10 |
| 3540. | Vteawt (vteawt) | 63.79 | 97% | 2020-01-29 |
| 3541. | JayBee (jaythebee) | 63.78 | 97% | 2019-07-07 |
| 3542. | Duong (duongvalo) | 63.77 | 97% | 2018-05-26 |
| 3543. | Zianka (ziankarachmadi) | 63.77 | 95% | 2018-03-18 |
| 3544. | A.B.G (ahmed_burham_pro) | 63.75 | 97% | 2017-10-28 |
| 3545. | Long_man (clamptsubasa) | 63.73 | 97% | 2018-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |