I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19583. | Hagen (hag3nl) | 64.81 | 97% | 2021-07-19 |
| 19584. | kostis (oh_yeah_go) | 64.81 | 97% | 2022-02-23 |
| 19585. | Andrey (andreikav) | 64.81 | 97% | 2023-09-03 |
| 19586. | Jason (typingdoge) | 64.81 | 88% | 2016-12-18 |
| 19587. | Chongyun (pastecereal) | 64.80 | 95% | 2023-05-25 |
| 19588. | SLOTH (missymomo) | 64.80 | 90% | 2017-02-07 |
| 19589. | Aaron (_aaron_) | 64.80 | 85% | 2016-01-08 |
| 19590. | maikeru (celtendo) | 64.80 | 97% | 2020-03-26 |
| 19591. | Lluis (lluisteixido) | 64.80 | 91% | 2015-05-27 |
| 19592. | Michael (dudemanmichael) | 64.79 | 95% | 2017-08-10 |
| 19593. | Doodle (doodleswagz) | 64.79 | 96% | 2022-11-02 |
| 19594. | Trisha (trighan1221) | 64.78 | 96% | 2017-02-02 |
| 19595. | Petr (jezour) | 64.78 | 94% | 2017-05-20 |
| 19596. | Chris (notchris117) | 64.78 | 95.2% | 2023-10-04 |
| 19597. | Justine (noob3tc) | 64.78 | 96% | 2020-11-05 |
| 19598. | Oleg (olegleg) | 64.78 | 97% | 2020-12-19 |
| 19599. | tstats[baekon3] (baekon3) | 64.77 | 96% | 2023-07-09 |
| 19600. | Jerry (dearjiayu) | 64.77 | 96% | 2017-10-31 |
| 19601. | Elliot (elliot_cooper) | 64.77 | 95% | 2022-07-06 |
| 19602. | Snail's Pace (hardtack) | 64.77 | 86% | 2017-04-28 |
| 19603. | Kentaro (kentaroakao) | 64.77 | 95% | 2017-07-01 |
| 19604. | Mat (mabernet) | 64.77 | 97% | 2015-04-19 |
| 19605. | Louis (adriftbigfoot) | 64.76 | 98% | 2022-05-11 |
| 19606. | Andrew (andrewpalet) | 64.76 | 97% | 2021-07-12 |
| 19607. | Hououin Kyouma (makise_kuri... | 64.76 | 95% | 2021-06-16 |
| 19608. | Nic (pwrpvt) | 64.76 | 98% | 2021-12-09 |
| 19609. | joon (joonleey) | 64.76 | 97% | 2021-04-26 |
| 19610. | Valkyrr (valkyrr) | 64.75 | 98% | 2023-07-05 |
| 19611. | Mikey (xhadoken) | 64.75 | 90% | 2016-06-14 |
| 19612. | George (bggr) | 64.75 | 94% | 2022-12-24 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |