The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12997. | James (jamesdupont) | 40.51 | 94% | 2018-01-12 |
| 12998. | Sergey (sergeyvdovin) | 40.51 | 97% | 2015-01-02 |
| 12999. | ptrc (shoosh) | 40.51 | — | 2009-08-28 |
| 13000. | secret (secretscientist) | 40.51 | — | 2011-02-14 |
| 13001. | Klenn C-zar (lordklenzki) | 40.51 | 97.3% | 2021-02-14 |
| 13002. | Mar (agua) | 40.50 | — | 2009-04-13 |
| 13003. | Namit (stranger001) | 40.50 | 75% | 2011-07-04 |
| 13004. | Faqeer Muhammad Farooq (fqm... | 40.49 | 96% | 2018-02-12 |
| 13005. | JR (jr18) | 40.49 | — | 2010-05-29 |
| 13006. | Logan (ozoe) | 40.49 | 94% | 2013-09-20 |
| 13007. | Garrison (aiverson03) | 40.48 | 93% | 2018-08-23 |
| 13008. | 101 (m_alsadi) | 40.48 | 94% | 2022-01-13 |
| 13009. | abishek (abishek35) | 40.47 | 97% | 2017-11-26 |
| 13010. | emuko (arju_12) | 40.47 | 92% | 2021-02-11 |
| 13011. | hossameldien (hossam23177) | 40.47 | 93% | 2021-04-18 |
| 13012. | Dylan (iambread77) | 40.47 | 94.5% | 2021-02-25 |
| 13013. | relaxand (relaxand89) | 40.46 | 96% | 2012-07-09 |
| 13014. | 니콜라스 (markopoulos) | 40.46 | 88% | 2011-10-01 |
| 13015. | Alexandre (liaxire) | 40.46 | 96% | 2021-05-13 |
| 13016. | Faizzul (faizzul3011) | 40.46 | 91% | 2014-01-09 |
| 13017. | Binh (abyman) | 40.46 | — | 2011-01-07 |
| 13018. | Grace (badkarma) | 40.46 | 89% | 2014-05-30 |
| 13019. | Jackson (jackson1995) | 40.46 | 91% | 2014-05-12 |
| 13020. | Maciej (mac13k) | 40.46 | 91% | 2014-05-30 |
| 13021. | ESİN (esin_kpnk) | 40.46 | 89% | 2011-12-10 |
| 13022. | sonrisa (whato_o) | 40.45 | 84% | 2011-09-24 |
| 13023. | Shafqat (shafqat) | 40.45 | 90% | 2015-02-19 |
| 13024. | DIO (kujo_jotaro) | 40.45 | 95% | 2021-01-08 |
| 13025. | Sobuj (greensobuj) | 40.45 | 95% | 2021-05-26 |
| 13026. | bigdaddy (kevinisreallygay) | 40.45 | 92% | 2022-01-27 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 28,622 | 49.33 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 82 | 58.33 | May 11, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 24 | 42.06 | January 28, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 1 | 45.48 | July 30, 2021 |