As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12771. | Ciarbin (ciarbin) | 77.55 | 98% | 2023-07-12 |
| 12772. | Lucas (lugier) | 77.55 | 97% | 2023-09-26 |
| 12773. | Md Saim (saimahmad) | 77.55 | 97.1% | 2025-04-21 |
| 12774. | Dalle (ash_ish) | 77.55 | 97% | 2022-06-07 |
| 12775. | Rick (bambinooo) | 77.55 | 95% | 2015-11-10 |
| 12776. | Nelson (sofakinghawt69420) | 77.54 | 98.1% | 2024-01-09 |
| 12777. | casualcarter (casualcarter) | 77.54 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 12778. | Deltan (deltan) | 77.54 | 97% | 2022-12-20 |
| 12779. | Rubo (ruben_ispir) | 77.54 | 97% | 2022-07-20 |
| 12780. | CrackedProgrammer (k_u_s_h_... | 77.54 | 97% | 2022-09-08 |
| 12781. | Jhun Chester (jaycel19) | 77.54 | 98% | 2022-09-10 |
| 12782. | typemonster (sophus0308) | 77.54 | 90% | 2015-12-11 |
| 12783. | stijn (stimixer) | 77.54 | 96% | 2018-11-22 |
| 12784. | angrathar (angrathar) | 77.54 | 95% | 2015-07-20 |
| 12785. | deeptrout (deeptrout) | 77.53 | 96% | 2024-06-29 |
| 12786. | Albert (jabamabird) | 77.53 | 97% | 2018-06-24 |
| 12787. | Usain (patrickha55) | 77.52 | 98% | 2022-10-04 |
| 12788. | Bob (bacoun) | 77.52 | 95% | 2021-09-23 |
| 12789. | Alberto (thearod5) | 77.52 | 97.6% | 2024-03-05 |
| 12790. | Jun (junseo1216) | 77.52 | 93% | 2015-12-12 |
| 12791. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 77.51 | 97% | 2021-04-27 |
| 12792. | Athena (____athenaa) | 77.51 | 93% | 2017-04-19 |
| 12793. | Neil (xdestroyer2x) | 77.51 | 96% | 2020-04-18 |
| 12794. | sam the illusionist (samthe... | 77.51 | 98% | 2019-07-29 |
| 12795. | Gaming (kinghenry497) | 77.50 | 95% | 2024-11-25 |
| 12796. | Danz (danzss) | 77.50 | 98% | 2023-08-18 |
| 12797. | Amber (theamberfang) | 77.50 | 98% | 2020-01-06 |
| 12798. | Conrad (conrad7) | 77.50 | 98% | 2021-04-30 |
| 12799. | lev (lev_x64) | 77.50 | 97% | 2022-12-02 |
| 12800. | π«π π βΈΙ¦ΙΚΓΕΙ ... | 77.50 | 96.5% | 2025-01-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |