As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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7245. | Phi (faithincode) | 90.53 | 97% | 2017-12-19 |
7246. | Ravenzlayer (r4nd4ll) | 90.53 | 98% | 2016-05-26 |
7247. | Johan (johlun) | 90.52 | 98% | 2022-05-20 |
7248. | Ren (yu_renier35) | 90.52 | 99% | 2024-01-23 |
7249. | Dylan (cherrycoke33) | 90.52 | 96% | 2017-05-28 |
7250. | sam (samthebb) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
7251. | Arjan (avdh21) | 90.51 | 98% | 2021-05-28 |
7252. | daniel (dpainter) | 90.51 | 99% | 2021-03-22 |
7253. | ankit (ankitthegreat) | 90.51 | 98% | 2022-03-05 |
7254. | Teacher (3j0mk1) | 90.49 | 98% | 2022-03-20 |
7255. | EmiNation | (emingamer) | 90.49 | 96% | 2017-08-08 |
7256. | MstrCoconut (mstrcoconut) | 90.48 | 99% | 2024-01-29 |
7257. | Mike (mikethompsontech) | 90.48 | 91% | 2016-06-06 |
7258. | napkin (call_me_napkin) | 90.48 | 95% | 2020-05-07 |
7259. | Nicholas (nicholas_r) | 90.48 | 97% | 2023-03-21 |
7260. | Alex (all_grey) | 90.48 | 94% | 2016-04-12 |
7261. | Shallan Davar (shallan_davar) | 90.47 | 98.8% | 2024-11-18 |
7262. | Gen (general_artist) | 90.47 | 96% | 2023-10-03 |
7263. | reem (bacil123) | 90.47 | 97% | 2021-07-18 |
7264. | brownbelly (pvthg) | 90.47 | 97.6% | 2023-07-10 |
7265. | Sniff (fruitsniffer) | 90.47 | 98% | 2019-04-06 |
7266. | Sly (sly_wolf62) | 90.46 | 98% | 2023-02-13 |
7267. | Ryan Gosling (rapperb) | 90.46 | 97.8% | 2023-11-05 |
7268. | Can (cazzed) | 90.46 | 96.7% | 2024-03-27 |
7269. | Paul (pkehrer) | 90.46 | 99% | 2019-05-18 |
7270. | ChickenWingz (deatroit) | 90.45 | 97% | 2021-01-13 |
7271. | Totus (thepenguin183) | 90.44 | 97% | 2022-06-15 |
7272. | MR BREAD 🍞 (mr529) | 90.44 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
7273. | sakthi (sakthiram17_17) | 90.44 | 98% | 2022-07-28 |
7274. | SEVEN (emelisosha) | 90.44 | 97% | 2022-04-07 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |