I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4282. | Vincent (friedporkbuns) | 108.60 | 99% | 2019-08-01 |
| 4283. | Korra (grandesonnerie) | 108.59 | 97% | 2022-09-14 |
| 4284. | Jack (jackthehuman) | 108.58 | 97% | 2025-06-19 |
| 4285. | kalski (kalski) | 108.58 | 98% | 2020-07-15 |
| 4286. | hakan (haakn) | 108.57 | 99% | 2024-03-26 |
| 4287. | Chumchum (aldzia) | 108.57 | 96% | 2022-06-24 |
| 4288. | sal the penguin pal (bigboy... | 108.57 | 96% | 2017-04-26 |
| 4289. | Marc (maarcabiaad) | 108.56 | 99% | 2023-05-09 |
| 4290. | The (the_typing_train) | 108.55 | 99% | 2024-02-17 |
| 4291. | Isaac (newtion) | 108.55 | 98% | 2022-10-18 |
| 4292. | Dean (deanie_weeny) | 108.54 | 99% | 2021-07-13 |
| 4293. | FunFalafel (funfalafel) | 108.53 | 98.8% | 2025-05-14 |
| 4294. | Hiroto (supersentaifan3) | 108.53 | 98.3% | 2024-03-23 |
| 4295. | Nam (nam_viet) | 108.53 | 100% | 2019-02-01 |
| 4296. | cluwei (cluwei) | 108.53 | 98% | 2020-01-02 |
| 4297. | Release from the pain (abod... | 108.52 | 98.2% | 2024-05-08 |
| 4298. | B (bbred99) | 108.51 | 99% | 2022-08-06 |
| 4299. | Baard (baard) | 108.51 | 99% | 2017-07-30 |
| 4300. | (spireonthemoor) | 108.50 | 98% | 2025-03-16 |
| 4301. | Nate (virtu0s0) | 108.50 | 98.8% | 2025-01-18 |
| 4302. | Mike (miketdn) | 108.50 | 98% | 2020-03-22 |
| 4303. | omar (wizard24h) | 108.50 | 98% | 2017-03-02 |
| 4304. | Miles (hauskaz) | 108.49 | 99% | 2021-04-03 |
| 4305. | natalie (nnathangames) | 108.47 | 97% | 2025-03-12 |
| 4306. | x0.25 speed (hazy324) | 108.46 | 100% | 2022-11-02 |
| 4307. | Appropriate (d0wny) | 108.46 | 98% | 2018-06-19 |
| 4308. | Andrews (godspeeedd) | 108.45 | 97.2% | 2023-08-17 |
| 4309. | . (apeninspaaace) | 108.45 | 98% | 2022-01-26 |
| 4310. | kap (kappow) | 108.45 | 98% | 2019-11-30 |
| 4311. | Nathan (nathanraw92) | 108.45 | 99% | 2019-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |