As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 6851. | brandon (maskedvigilance) | 91.54 | 96% | 2021-08-09 |
| 6852. | big (bigfudge14) | 91.54 | 98% | 2021-04-17 |
| 6853. | SelleHalt (sellehalt) | 91.54 | 98% | 2018-11-14 |
| 6854. | Ahmad (typingenjoyer1) | 91.53 | 98% | 2024-09-02 |
| 6855. | PapaLoveYou (papaloveyou) | 91.53 | 97.4% | 2023-10-21 |
| 6856. | PoorMansSalad (poormanssalad) | 91.53 | 97.2% | 2021-02-07 |
| 6857. | No (bambusnippel) | 91.53 | 98% | 2021-01-06 |
| 6858. | Smarmy (smarmyraptor) | 91.53 | 95% | 2017-04-30 |
| 6859. | Unai (supernax) | 91.52 | 98% | 2021-11-03 |
| 6860. | Derek (duooreo) | 91.52 | 90% | 2017-01-27 |
| 6861. | Dopey (dopedabest) | 91.52 | 97.8% | 2024-03-13 |
| 6862. | Alex (auft) | 91.52 | 99% | 2018-10-18 |
| 6863. | WyZard (wise_owl) | 91.52 | 97% | 2019-11-04 |
| 6864. | Slark (slark) | 91.52 | 96% | 2015-10-11 |
| 6865. | Caleb (calebbueckert) | 91.51 | 99.1% | 2025-04-25 |
| 6866. | Enzo (enz0123) | 91.51 | 97% | 2021-09-30 |
| 6867. | Lily (b00mer7) | 91.50 | 98% | 2021-07-01 |
| 6868. | Raalylen (raalylen) | 91.50 | 98% | 2020-07-16 |
| 6869. | Rayleigh (r_chin) | 91.50 | 98.1% | 2021-02-11 |
| 6870. | Tao (edlesstao0450) | 91.49 | 96% | 2025-04-22 |
| 6871. | InQforVainglory (scottiedont) | 91.49 | 98.9% | 2023-10-28 |
| 6872. | George (justgeo) | 91.48 | 97% | 2024-10-02 |
| 6873. | .zeki (zek1shaa) | 91.48 | 94.1% | 2024-01-03 |
| 6874. | Brandon (bigbeau) | 91.48 | 95% | 2016-01-29 |
| 6875. | kosmanaut (kosmanaut) | 91.48 | 99% | 2021-03-20 |
| 6876. | akun15 (vertikal888) | 91.48 | 91% | 2016-09-30 |
| 6877. | Nova (nova_7) | 91.47 | 98% | 2024-10-15 |
| 6878. | Trent (trentono) | 91.47 | 98% | 2016-06-30 |
| 6879. | Sefferey (simpony) | 91.47 | 97.4% | 2021-02-14 |
| 6880. | charlene (charlenemaeavis) | 91.47 | 99% | 2017-12-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |