I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10091. | George (geoioanid) | 85.26 | 98% | 2022-05-15 |
| 10092. | Vashista (vashista) | 85.26 | 98% | 2022-10-08 |
| 10093. | Sho (pumpingkin) | 85.26 | 98% | 2021-03-01 |
| 10094. | Hossein (dustylamia) | 85.26 | 96% | 2021-10-08 |
| 10095. | Emily (em_hornet) | 85.26 | 97% | 2017-02-21 |
| 10096. | Megan (megceratops) | 85.25 | 97% | 2022-09-17 |
| 10097. | EthKrae (ethkrae) | 85.25 | 98% | 2022-08-17 |
| 10098. | Jraz (joshtyping) | 85.25 | 96.4% | 2021-01-30 |
| 10099. | Pepe (pepeworm) | 85.25 | 96% | 2020-10-24 |
| 10100. | Sarcasm (sarcasmsc) | 85.24 | 96% | 2021-12-18 |
| 10101. | Bang (dbgt0008) | 85.24 | 96% | 2016-05-29 |
| 10102. | tstats[kvb826] (kvb826) | 85.24 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 10103. | Elliott (ewclark47) | 85.24 | 98% | 2021-02-24 |
| 10104. | Austin (iwanttogetfastathis) | 85.23 | 97% | 2024-12-10 |
| 10105. | electric (tazerling01) | 85.23 | 97% | 2022-08-30 |
| 10106. | Oskar (gloomytwirl) | 85.23 | 93% | 2015-06-21 |
| 10107. | qiTsuk (qitsuk) | 85.22 | 97% | 2023-09-08 |
| 10108. | WHIDERBOSS (whiderboss) | 85.22 | 96% | 2020-09-03 |
| 10109. | Loc (cocacolaloc) | 85.22 | 97% | 2020-10-29 |
| 10110. | Ayush (ayushgoesbrrrr) | 85.22 | 98% | 2021-06-10 |
| 10111. | George (bacheloroftravel) | 85.21 | 97% | 2020-11-25 |
| 10112. | Matthew (mwells56) | 85.21 | 97% | 2020-12-01 |
| 10113. | Tristan (beckonez) | 85.21 | 95% | 2021-01-24 |
| 10114. | Jerry (itzjerry02) | 85.21 | 97% | 2017-12-08 |
| 10115. | A (andisim) | 85.20 | 97.2% | 2025-01-20 |
| 10116. | ninjabalance (ninjabalance) | 85.20 | 97% | 2019-02-01 |
| 10117. | Norden (ashwithzekrom) | 85.20 | 92% | 2016-04-29 |
| 10118. | Shreeram (sgnnb) | 85.20 | 98% | 2015-06-26 |
| 10119. | joanneoh (joanneoh) | 85.19 | 93% | 2023-08-23 |
| 10120. | +Tragedy+ (_tragedy_) | 85.19 | 98% | 2021-03-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |