As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
---|---|---|---|---|
18325. | Oceans (mnd8) | 65.06 | 97% | 2019-02-02 |
18326. | Ben (bicapitalization) | 65.06 | 96% | 2017-12-17 |
18327. | tenny (tennylol) | 65.06 | 96.8% | 2023-10-29 |
18328. | Caleb (balecus53) | 65.06 | 96% | 2022-04-11 |
18329. | Kris (kwasiak) | 65.05 | 98% | 2023-01-31 |
18330. | niteshnoob (nitesh369) | 65.05 | 97% | 2023-04-14 |
18331. | Boo (itsmel) | 65.05 | 89% | 2016-05-20 |
18332. | Tuzy (tuzy) | 65.05 | 94% | 2016-03-13 |
18333. | Joshtopher (joshtopher) | 65.05 | 95% | 2017-02-16 |
18334. | Victor (ninjustice) | 65.04 | 95.2% | 2024-01-28 |
18335. | Takiaz (takiaz) | 65.04 | 95% | 2022-09-18 |
18336. | Max (max_ma) | 65.04 | 97.5% | 2024-05-29 |
18337. | damafps (damafps) | 65.04 | 97% | 2021-11-30 |
18338. | jp (jetalidro) | 65.04 | 96% | 2018-07-30 |
18339. | Philip (winlaneorafk) | 65.04 | 95% | 2017-10-15 |
18340. | Martin (mrtnwilliam) | 65.04 | 95% | 2016-12-12 |
18341. | Zy (notzy) | 65.03 | 94% | 2023-01-27 |
18342. | Cody (ayomah) | 65.03 | 96% | 2022-10-29 |
18343. | imslowaf (imslowafuwu) | 65.03 | 97% | 2021-05-15 |
18344. | djole (djole) | 65.03 | 93% | 2016-06-17 |
18345. | anguelo (anguelo_colemakdh) | 65.02 | 97% | 2023-07-16 |
18346. | arif (hmmmnotokay) | 65.02 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
18347. | shanky (shankyk) | 65.02 | 93% | 2015-08-26 |
18348. | Chris (cripsballin) | 65.01 | 96% | 2017-02-07 |
18349. | Gopal Krishna (krisssssh) | 65.00 | 96% | 2023-01-29 |
18350. | sasidhar (bugatti689) | 65.00 | 95.2% | 2023-09-13 |
18351. | anisa (anisaifah) | 65.00 | 92% | 2015-07-27 |
18352. | Ken (sancheke) | 65.00 | 90% | 2015-04-07 |
18353. | Rhishabh (rhish) | 65.00 | 96% | 2019-01-26 |
18354. | Casper (asymmetry) | 64.99 | 96% | 2017-09-29 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |