So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13677. | Tomaz (flowizard) | 78.80 | 95.8% | 2023-06-11 |
| 13678. | Kat (kattvakt) | 78.80 | 96% | 2021-02-12 |
| 13679. | hi (bleuwhite) | 78.80 | 97% | 2023-09-04 |
| 13680. | Humbble (freedom97) | 78.80 | 96% | 2023-10-21 |
| 13681. | An (iaman) | 78.80 | 97% | 2021-09-12 |
| 13682. | Milan (milg13) | 78.80 | 95% | 2012-11-05 |
| 13683. | Sandy (knicknetfan) | 78.80 | — | 2009-02-11 |
| 13684. | Mark (tenseimaa) | 78.79 | 96% | 2022-01-29 |
| 13685. | Nol (iileeper) | 78.79 | 97% | 2021-10-07 |
| 13686. | Khan (mani_khan) | 78.79 | 96.3% | 2023-05-17 |
| 13687. | FreePalestine (dvorak_on_top) | 78.79 | 98% | 2023-10-06 |
| 13688. | Lil (reallilwayne) | 78.79 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 13689. | Ryan (bravefrontier) | 78.79 | 92% | 2014-06-11 |
| 13690. | Hockey (hockeygirl02) | 78.79 | 94% | 2011-09-13 |
| 13691. | Jerry (jernjej) | 78.79 | 97% | 2019-07-26 |
| 13692. | Kevin (sketchdesk) | 78.79 | — | 2009-12-17 |
| 13693. | parth (parthvaghela) | 78.78 | 99% | 2021-12-08 |
| 13694. | Cyanosite (szzsombor1) | 78.78 | 95% | 2021-03-17 |
| 13695. | Denzel (axium403) | 78.78 | 92% | 2016-02-28 |
| 13696. | vonunov (krbgbrk) | 78.78 | 99% | 2013-08-15 |
| 13697. | ParaJenn (parajenn) | 78.78 | 94% | 2015-03-26 |
| 13698. | Vikas (vikasbalodhi) | 78.78 | 98% | 2019-09-24 |
| 13699. | Jovana K (jkkkkk) | 78.77 | 97% | 2023-05-25 |
| 13700. | Gergő (gergo225) | 78.77 | 97% | 2022-05-22 |
| 13701. | wonder (life_festival) | 78.77 | 97.5% | 2023-05-26 |
| 13702. | Thug (thuglife512) | 78.77 | 89% | 2016-07-18 |
| 13703. | i (tatarin) | 78.77 | 98% | 2016-05-09 |
| 13704. | Leong (iamahleong) | 78.76 | 92% | 2016-10-31 |
| 13705. | Pieter (piet3rr) | 78.76 | 95% | 2020-03-25 |
| 13706. | Son (echipbk) | 78.75 | 98% | 2011-06-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |