The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13392. | Sap0531 (sap0531) | 81.90 | 97% | 2024-08-26 |
| 13393. | Helix (helix_cube_64) | 81.90 | 97% | 2023-12-11 |
| 13394. | Marcus (marc7039) | 81.90 | 97% | 2022-10-12 |
| 13395. | noctedie (noctedie) | 81.90 | 95.4% | 2023-10-31 |
| 13396. | ⊂( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀)つ (sch... | 81.90 | 98% | 2021-04-05 |
| 13397. | moe (moe091) | 81.90 | 96% | 2013-01-18 |
| 13398. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 81.89 | 97% | 2021-05-16 |
| 13399. | Barnaby (cybersniper) | 81.89 | 97% | 2024-07-29 |
| 13400. | Kenneth (mactox) | 81.89 | 96% | 2012-08-29 |
| 13401. | Adam (dorfinator) | 81.89 | 98% | 2020-11-24 |
| 13402. | Zach (zdude27closedrofl) | 81.89 | 97% | 2011-07-04 |
| 13403. | Tina ;)~~~~ (tinac) | 81.89 | 96% | 2011-07-02 |
| 13404. | Kontik (kontik) | 81.88 | 97% | 2024-04-17 |
| 13405. | Luan (hungnn1094) | 81.88 | 98.5% | 2024-10-20 |
| 13406. | muffin (me3rhymes) | 81.88 | 95% | 2019-09-11 |
| 13407. | Patrick (patrickstar13) | 81.88 | 95% | 2015-04-12 |
| 13408. | luluito (lulitobunny) | 81.87 | 96% | 2025-04-03 |
| 13409. | chainship (chainship) | 81.87 | 98.6% | 2024-01-03 |
| 13410. | FlyAtNight (flyonkeyboard) | 81.87 | 100% | 2021-11-11 |
| 13411. | Will (carbohydra) | 81.87 | 99% | 2023-05-07 |
| 13412. | ZAHID (zahidmisgar) | 81.87 | 97% | 2019-05-21 |
| 13413. | Danger Dave (dangerdave85) | 81.87 | 97% | 2020-05-30 |
| 13414. | Mike (mike_dvorak) | 81.87 | 95% | 2013-02-26 |
| 13415. | ~ (iateadrum) | 81.87 | 94% | 2015-07-06 |
| 13416. | Quan (awesomesaucecpp) | 81.87 | 93% | 2014-07-16 |
| 13417. | Alyssa (alyssasnewkeyboard) | 81.86 | 97% | 2025-02-03 |
| 13418. | Faye (velvte) | 81.86 | 97% | 2024-11-07 |
| 13419. | Ruggles (ruggles101) | 81.86 | 93% | 2012-10-16 |
| 13420. | Anthony (andrithir) | 81.86 | 97.7% | 2024-03-03 |
| 13421. | Vu (kroken_keyboard) | 81.86 | 97.8% | 2025-02-26 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |