So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 23446. | Thomas (petropete) | 62.98 | 90% | 2014-12-16 |
| 23447. | Jakob (flarsten) | 62.97 | — | 2010-07-31 |
| 23448. | gotta zayn (enjajaja) | 62.97 | 87% | 2015-10-29 |
| 23449. | Artem (jeffery_typer) | 62.96 | 97% | 2021-09-15 |
| 23450. | Agamemnon (agamemnon_) | 62.96 | 95.4% | 2023-10-13 |
| 23451. | Ryan (silvanite) | 62.96 | 95% | 2021-08-29 |
| 23452. | YG (cyg1206) | 62.96 | 92% | 2011-08-26 |
| 23453. | Pakistani (toori) | 62.96 | 94% | 2011-07-11 |
| 23454. | thien (soicon824) | 62.96 | — | 2010-04-24 |
| 23455. | Noah (nesharps) | 62.96 | 86% | 2016-03-24 |
| 23456. | Abhijeet (fun2shh) | 62.96 | 93% | 2017-05-14 |
| 23457. | Clinton (clinton1234) | 62.95 | 98% | 2023-04-03 |
| 23458. | tstats[osmio190] (osmio190) | 62.95 | — | 2009-11-17 |
| 23459. | Maz3l (maz3l) | 62.95 | 95% | 2017-08-10 |
| 23460. | Balla (tomi200029) | 62.95 | 94% | 2016-07-08 |
| 23461. | Joe (cobiejoe) | 62.95 | 93% | 2016-04-27 |
| 23462. | Whatever_Works (whatever_wo... | 62.94 | 96.5% | 2023-11-01 |
| 23463. | Manik2375 (manik2375) | 62.94 | 94% | 2022-06-11 |
| 23464. | Vanel (vanelhere) | 62.94 | 95% | 2021-07-23 |
| 23465. | Carl (cahan004) | 62.94 | 97% | 2018-08-14 |
| 23466. | Musa (greatwarrior235) | 62.94 | 96% | 2021-08-27 |
| 23467. | deepak (deepak319) | 62.94 | 95% | 2018-07-13 |
| 23468. | Ted (tedbondhus) | 62.94 | 94% | 2014-07-24 |
| 23469. | andrew (kankyu) | 62.94 | 97% | 2013-01-05 |
| 23470. | Awesome (awesomesauce3303) | 62.94 | 96% | 2017-07-10 |
| 23471. | Kieran (godquack) | 62.93 | 95% | 2022-01-10 |
| 23472. | jataro's dolphin (i_believe... | 62.93 | 92% | 2021-11-29 |
| 23473. | Maki (mxki) | 62.93 | 95% | 2020-11-17 |
| 23474. | mfkr (mfkrbo) | 62.93 | 94% | 2019-03-25 |
| 23475. | sheetal (ssheetal80) | 62.93 | — | 2009-03-17 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |