See, I write jokes for a living, man. You know, I sit in my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or, if the pen's too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.
—from Mitch All Together, a other by Mitch Hedberg
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5946. | Miłosz (miqolaseg) | 94.52 | 97% | 2021-07-11 |
| 5947. | 1b1b1b1b1b (1b1b1b1b1b) | 94.52 | 96% | 2021-01-19 |
| 5948. | David (delkos) | 94.52 | 99% | 2023-09-18 |
| 5949. | 5k m1chael (mihai03) | 94.52 | 98% | 2021-06-01 |
| 5950. | Hames (stonecrow15) | 94.51 | 96% | 2024-12-06 |
| 5951. | safal (safal_09) | 94.51 | 97% | 2024-12-29 |
| 5952. | Mizuke (mizuke) | 94.51 | 99% | 2024-12-22 |
| 5953. | ⌬ (asdf_9191) | 94.50 | 97% | 2024-08-16 |
| 5954. | U (ugoracer) | 94.50 | 98% | 2025-05-28 |
| 5955. | hershey (sillysupreme) | 94.50 | 99% | 2023-03-19 |
| 5956. | Harryt (harrisont) | 94.50 | 97% | 2020-04-09 |
| 5957. | qwerty (jowk) | 94.49 | 98% | 2021-04-16 |
| 5958. | angie :) (angwie) | 94.48 | 98% | 2023-02-05 |
| 5959. | Rohan (rogoraces) | 94.47 | 97% | 2023-06-27 |
| 5960. | colemak dh (fatbu) | 94.47 | 98% | 2021-09-21 |
| 5961. | Tyape (tyape_69) | 94.46 | 97% | 2024-05-14 |
| 5962. | potato (whynotnascar) | 94.45 | 97% | 2020-01-09 |
| 5963. | Tinnaphop (mistertfy64) | 94.45 | 96% | 2021-11-13 |
| 5964. | james (awesome4aces115) | 94.45 | 97% | 2022-02-15 |
| 5965. | Sky (daydreamsky) | 94.45 | 97.8% | 2024-05-16 |
| 5966. | swxh89 (swxh89) | 94.45 | 98% | 2021-07-03 |
| 5967. | blob (blobery) | 94.45 | 98% | 2023-02-11 |
| 5968. | lhdk2712 (lhdk2712) | 94.44 | 98% | 2022-03-04 |
| 5969. | Ansh (anshghosh) | 94.43 | 98% | 2022-04-06 |
| 5970. | The fastest shoob user (fus... | 94.43 | 99% | 2023-01-31 |
| 5971. | Ryo (itzroseblack) | 94.42 | 98% | 2023-09-02 |
| 5972. | Aryan (strife05) | 94.41 | 98.8% | 2024-01-22 |
| 5973. | Ronald (txe9) | 94.41 | 96% | 2020-05-26 |
| 5974. | clone (qlone) | 94.41 | 98% | 2020-12-15 |
| 5975. | Robert (pizzatyper23) | 94.40 | 98% | 2021-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 34,955 | 83.66 | April 5, 2019 |
| Instant Death Mode | 73 | 97.54 | February 15, 2020 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 123.50 | June 26, 2020 |