I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7422. | Ruben (rubenzhang) | 97.20 | 100% | 2017-05-28 |
| 7423. | smungathon (winkmarketresea... | 97.20 | 96% | 2017-01-21 |
| 7424. | Nicholas (colemak_newbie) | 97.20 | 98% | 2017-12-09 |
| 7425. | Bob (b0bm3y3r5) | 97.19 | 97% | 2018-06-27 |
| 7426. | Erich (whocaresanyway) | 97.18 | 98% | 2023-08-08 |
| 7427. | tsutra (gliffyr) | 97.17 | 98% | 2019-10-14 |
| 7428. | =^.^= (pink_spike) | 97.17 | 96.3% | 2024-01-02 |
| 7429. | xelopan (xelopan) | 97.17 | 99% | 2019-11-11 |
| 7430. | Daniel (voiss) | 97.15 | 98.8% | 2024-03-14 |
| 7431. | Gali (galitype) | 97.15 | 100% | 2022-12-25 |
| 7432. | Walker (walker49sull) | 97.15 | 95% | 2017-05-27 |
| 7433. | Marc (marxotkin) | 97.15 | 98% | 2019-05-07 |
| 7434. | Surendra (surendrakc) | 97.15 | 94% | 2017-05-03 |
| 7435. | lennonyfresh (lennonyfresh) | 97.14 | 98.3% | 2021-02-21 |
| 7436. | Anders (andersg1) | 97.14 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 7437. | Sakib (sakibkhan) | 97.14 | 97% | 2017-08-21 |
| 7438. | Avery (avylazyboy) | 97.13 | 99% | 2017-05-27 |
| 7439. | Dalinar (dalinar_) | 97.12 | 96.7% | 2024-06-12 |
| 7440. | Bogxrt (jeophardyc) | 97.11 | 99% | 2018-01-22 |
| 7441. | Chaewon (raz3124) | 97.11 | 99% | 2020-08-22 |
| 7442. | Fatima (fati1333) | 97.10 | 98.2% | 2025-05-01 |
| 7443. | ItsKevin (kwilz) | 97.10 | 97% | 2025-05-07 |
| 7444. | John (greetings_gentlemen) | 97.10 | 99% | 2023-11-01 |
| 7445. | Thadeus (thadeusofnazereth) | 97.10 | 98% | 2019-05-22 |
| 7446. | Aibrys (aibrys) | 97.10 | 98% | 2018-01-10 |
| 7447. | werpyp_dvorak (werpyp) | 97.09 | 98% | 2020-11-05 |
| 7448. | Ramsey (tackheads) | 97.08 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| 7449. | Siddesh (sid58) | 97.08 | 95% | 2017-02-24 |
| 7450. | xjkan (xjkan) | 97.08 | 97% | 2019-04-29 |
| 7451. | Retributor's (kingforce) | 97.07 | 97.8% | 2024-07-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |