The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12823. | diee (diee_2010) | 83.94 | — | 2010-03-14 |
| 12824. | AJ (sasuke_101) | 83.94 | 98% | 2013-07-17 |
| 12825. | suppakit (oloxbangxolo) | 83.94 | 97% | 2019-04-10 |
| 12826. | Averil (avetrill) | 83.93 | 92% | 2015-01-28 |
| 12827. | Alex (bobpoopsalot8) | 83.93 | 97% | 2021-05-21 |
| 12828. | Angelo (dabulon) | 83.93 | 97% | 2023-06-11 |
| 12829. | dhong44 (daniel_hong) | 83.93 | 93% | 2015-03-01 |
| 12830. | Snerulite (snerulite) | 83.93 | 97% | 2016-05-14 |
| 12831. | daniel (nitezu) | 83.92 | 97% | 2021-11-29 |
| 12832. | M (schrempsky) | 83.92 | 97% | 2017-03-22 |
| 12833. | raruma (raruma) | 83.92 | 99% | 2013-03-27 |
| 12834. | h0ly (h0ly) | 83.91 | 97% | 2021-04-22 |
| 12835. | C (pamelamorganhalpert) | 83.91 | 91% | 2016-04-15 |
| 12836. | Joe (fireflygrave) | 83.91 | 98.1% | 2023-06-30 |
| 12837. | Philip (saffa) | 83.91 | — | 2011-03-28 |
| 12838. | Dana (rubiksgh3) | 83.91 | 94% | 2014-08-21 |
| 12839. | Derryck (derrymilk) | 83.90 | 97% | 2021-03-11 |
| 12840. | Pat (patr1012) | 83.90 | 94% | 2011-12-18 |
| 12841. | Dr. Sector (sharkychompers) | 83.90 | 97% | 2023-02-16 |
| 12842. | Mukundan (mukundan314) | 83.90 | 96% | 2023-02-19 |
| 12843. | Dziobak (dziobak) | 83.90 | 96% | 2022-08-23 |
| 12844. | Andres (avillarreal14) | 83.90 | 99% | 2022-06-28 |
| 12845. | Benay (benay127) | 83.90 | 97% | 2016-08-13 |
| 12846. | karma (alldowncrazy) | 83.90 | 90% | 2014-09-25 |
| 12847. | André (andrehamada) | 83.90 | 94% | 2011-07-20 |
| 12848. | alretha (alrethafranklin) | 83.90 | 94% | 2016-04-18 |
| 12849. | Caleb (clebio) | 83.89 | 94% | 2015-04-19 |
| 12850. | Dan (nfsdanz) | 83.89 | — | 2009-10-07 |
| 12851. | Guest (le_type) | 83.89 | 96% | 2023-05-11 |
| 12852. | Henrik (iupgrade) | 83.89 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |