As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 24673. | WS (cr_rtj) | 47.91 | 96% | 2023-07-21 |
| 24674. | Novian (novian) | 47.91 | 89% | 2016-09-29 |
| 24675. | Najmus (sakib_dream) | 47.91 | 95% | 2015-09-04 |
| 24676. | Harry (harry7) | 47.90 | 96% | 2023-03-17 |
| 24677. | ClasherPro (clasherpro) | 47.90 | 95% | 2023-08-26 |
| 24678. | Steve (mythicdaedra) | 47.90 | 93% | 2023-01-31 |
| 24679. | emily (mremily9) | 47.90 | 96% | 2021-02-25 |
| 24680. | nerond (alambek) | 47.90 | 93% | 2017-01-27 |
| 24681. | πΏππππππ... | 47.89 | 95% | 2023-01-04 |
| 24682. | Pacitone (pacitone) | 47.89 | 93% | 2016-06-28 |
| 24683. | d1s0ul (d1s0ul) | 47.88 | 93% | 2020-10-06 |
| 24684. | AngryFloatingCow (angryfloa... | 47.87 | 95% | 2021-12-22 |
| 24685. | Tincantan (tincantan) | 47.87 | 93% | 2021-05-12 |
| 24686. | Vasilis (2004vas) | 47.87 | 96.1% | 2021-02-04 |
| 24687. | chandu (chandu970) | 47.87 | 96% | 2020-07-27 |
| 24688. | Hung (trinhhungfischer) | 47.86 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 24689. | Tianyi (dreamatd) | 47.85 | 89% | 2016-07-09 |
| 24690. | Avijit (avi3777) | 47.85 | 95% | 2016-02-06 |
| 24691. | Ethan (ethanhan) | 47.84 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 24692. | Iuff (iuff) | 47.83 | 94% | 2016-01-25 |
| 24693. | venky (venky369) | 47.83 | 96% | 2023-10-16 |
| 24694. | Diaa (diaa001) | 47.83 | 93% | 2022-01-16 |
| 24695. | Trevor (tsteve) | 47.83 | 87% | 2017-03-28 |
| 24696. | GooGoo32 (googoo32) | 47.82 | 94% | 2017-02-14 |
| 24697. | Felix (felixman_922) | 47.82 | 96% | 2022-09-17 |
| 24698. | Kristian (tryzle) | 47.82 | 94% | 2016-05-11 |
| 24699. | April (apping) | 47.82 | 97% | 2022-12-27 |
| 24700. | good_bedbug (good_bedbug) | 47.81 | 98% | 2022-03-16 |
| 24701. | Arpan (arpan22) | 47.81 | 95% | 2018-01-08 |
| 24702. | AP (priyanthushara) | 47.81 | 96% | 2023-04-06 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| α Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |