So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 35014. | wong (pong2213) | 41.91 | 88% | 2011-05-10 |
| 35015. | Akash (tirchi) | 41.91 | 94% | 2022-07-28 |
| 35016. | Jerry (gto76) | 41.90 | 90% | 2014-05-16 |
| 35017. | sidrah (sidrah) | 41.90 | 93% | 2016-10-11 |
| 35018. | Deem (deem) | 41.90 | 28% | 2012-07-11 |
| 35019. | Natalie Hyde (nanidanihani) | 41.90 | 96% | 2023-05-17 |
| 35020. | Sonam (sonamtobgyal) | 41.88 | 92% | 2011-11-16 |
| 35021. | Mrbean (mrbean__00) | 41.88 | 94.3% | 2023-10-11 |
| 35022. | Richard (rvidz) | 41.88 | 92.3% | 2023-08-03 |
| 35023. | Simon (nevereverlife) | 41.88 | 94.5% | 2023-06-19 |
| 35024. | Yelshat (temduck) | 41.88 | 96% | 2023-02-08 |
| 35025. | Jared (oranged97939) | 41.87 | 78% | 2012-09-16 |
| 35026. | rawr (operon) | 41.87 | 95% | 2023-08-02 |
| 35027. | Ali (aliezaheer) | 41.87 | 95% | 2022-02-26 |
| 35028. | Dylan (dn2258465) | 41.86 | 85% | 2011-09-17 |
| 35029. | mheyn (mheyn) | 41.86 | 95% | 2012-02-24 |
| 35030. | shashi (shashikant) | 41.85 | — | 2010-01-01 |
| 35031. | AVANCODER (avancoder) | 41.85 | 94% | 2023-08-04 |
| 35032. | Hitesh (hit9718) | 41.84 | 98% | 2018-09-25 |
| 35033. | Tahna (tahnad) | 41.84 | 92% | 2011-07-31 |
| 35034. | Go Broncos (hicksterman7) | 41.84 | 91% | 2016-04-23 |
| 35035. | M (lanc_1337) | 41.84 | 92% | 2022-01-31 |
| 35036. | Cooper (crussell_) | 41.84 | 95% | 2021-01-18 |
| 35037. | vincent (vyxn) | 41.84 | 95% | 2022-09-04 |
| 35038. | Vitalii (xarts19) | 41.82 | — | 2011-03-07 |
| 35039. | snape (snape_94) | 41.82 | 93% | 2013-09-20 |
| 35040. | Prabhjot (prabhjot9) | 41.81 | 92% | 2022-09-18 |
| 35041. | Neeraj (neeraj1) | 41.79 | 94% | 2021-08-20 |
| 35042. | Willien (willien) | 41.78 | 93% | 2011-11-04 |
| 35043. | asgard (asgard) | 41.78 | — | 2008-09-08 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |