I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this.
—from Apathy and Other Small Victories, a book by Paul Neilan
Active since April 3, 2015.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8520. | satwik (satwik_060) | 89.60 | 96.6% | 2024-09-07 |
| 8521. | Dingus Lopper (sixgoodreasons) | 89.60 | 95% | 2016-01-13 |
| 8522. | 一向 (quan72io) | 89.60 | 98% | 2021-06-19 |
| 8523. | ambientideal (ambientideal) | 89.60 | 98% | 2015-10-02 |
| 8524. | tstats[legendarybbk] (legen... | 89.59 | 97% | 2022-05-21 |
| 8525. | Peter (aaubeofcheese) | 89.59 | 97% | 2024-02-08 |
| 8526. | Kingdomfight (kingdomfight) | 89.59 | 97.8% | 2025-05-25 |
| 8527. | KH (gpx2ero) | 89.59 | 99% | 2016-07-21 |
| 8528. | MirkoLilDick (souser) | 89.59 | 92% | 2016-02-08 |
| 8529. | Kuraven (kuraven) | 89.58 | 96% | 2021-04-15 |
| 8530. | Sanchi (pachi_sanchi) | 89.58 | 98% | 2022-09-28 |
| 8531. | ReNeOed (reneoed) | 89.58 | 95% | 2015-06-06 |
| 8532. | Katappa (sim007) | 89.58 | 98% | 2024-10-19 |
| 8533. | cretlaw (cretlaw) | 89.57 | 97% | 2024-01-26 |
| 8534. | side (racedis) | 89.57 | 99% | 2023-12-13 |
| 8535. | Matthew (twixinator) | 89.57 | 97% | 2020-08-01 |
| 8536. | Dylan (dyl0e) | 89.56 | 98% | 2021-09-13 |
| 8537. | mYTo (abhinay_ramineni) | 89.56 | 98.5% | 2024-01-16 |
| 8538. | Josh (atypicaltypisttyping) | 89.56 | 96% | 2021-09-29 |
| 8539. | Nahwhal (choochoolane) | 89.56 | 98% | 2021-10-24 |
| 8540. | Jen (ethima) | 89.56 | 97.3% | 2023-08-03 |
| 8541. | joromm (joromm) | 89.55 | 97% | 2018-02-02 |
| 8542. | alana (alanina) | 89.55 | 95.7% | 2023-10-31 |
| 8543. | James (jomax101) | 89.55 | 95% | 2017-09-14 |
| 8544. | M Ali +923104362942 (35wppm) | 89.55 | 98% | 2022-03-22 |
| 8545. | BOB (mroglan) | 89.55 | 98% | 2021-08-28 |
| 8546. | Anthony (sp333dy) | 89.55 | 97% | 2022-11-10 |
| 8547. | Julian (julian990132) | 89.54 | 96.4% | 2025-01-25 |
| 8548. | ahm4dd (ahm4dd) | 89.54 | 98% | 2024-12-24 |
| 8549. | Stuipedd (stuipedd) | 89.54 | 96% | 2021-11-29 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 51,486 | 82.88 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 131 | 82.73 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 29 | 101.03 | March 7, 2019 |