As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 13240. | Aman_Mishra (amanofficial109) | 76.47 | 97.2% | 2024-07-30 |
| 13241. | Rask (frederik0147) | 76.47 | 98% | 2022-03-24 |
| 13242. | Mohammad Hossein (mh1998) | 76.47 | 97.6% | 2025-01-24 |
| 13243. | rowan (nataleaf) | 76.46 | 98% | 2022-05-25 |
| 13244. | Scarecrow (ahb_arif) | 76.46 | 97% | 2018-12-27 |
| 13245. | HalfGinger (halfginger) | 76.46 | 97.8% | 2023-10-26 |
| 13246. | Karll (karll_k) | 76.46 | 98% | 2021-05-15 |
| 13247. | Luke (7uke) | 76.46 | 99% | 2016-09-09 |
| 13248. | Pain (pain_i5) | 76.45 | 97% | 2022-06-16 |
| 13249. | Drew (bravemuffincake) | 76.45 | 96% | 2023-05-19 |
| 13250. | Sonatry (danyannang) | 76.45 | 96% | 2016-02-10 |
| 13251. | Matthew (kelsier) | 76.45 | 95% | 2021-02-09 |
| 13252. | speeddemon (speeddemon9000) | 76.44 | 96.9% | 2023-10-22 |
| 13253. | Akira (akira1957) | 76.44 | 97% | 2018-04-26 |
| 13254. | Sofiyah (sofiyahr) | 76.43 | 95% | 2018-08-19 |
| 13255. | Luis Victor (anubis_9) | 76.43 | 98% | 2020-10-17 |
| 13256. | Felix (flexthag) | 76.42 | 98% | 2019-11-10 |
| 13257. | Roland (radambc) | 76.42 | 99% | 2023-03-07 |
| 13258. | atul (atulsingh) | 76.42 | 96% | 2018-10-17 |
| 13259. | Spiffy (spiffymooge) | 76.42 | 95% | 2015-10-16 |
| 13260. | tstats[uwnicke] (uwnicke) | 76.41 | 97.4% | 2021-02-17 |
| 13261. | jajangmeyon (kslime) | 76.41 | 96.4% | 2024-11-27 |
| 13262. | md (duom_1432) | 76.41 | 97% | 2022-03-05 |
| 13263. | Rohan (rps13) | 76.41 | 99% | 2021-01-28 |
| 13264. | Nick (nickus7) | 76.41 | 91% | 2017-05-28 |
| 13265. | Salman (4lv1) | 76.40 | 98% | 2022-05-31 |
| 13266. | Suleman (mohdsulemanhyd) | 76.40 | 94% | 2016-09-02 |
| 13267. | Noam (noamvb) | 76.39 | 96% | 2020-11-03 |
| 13268. | Brad (godspeed99) | 76.39 | 95% | 2021-01-09 |
| 13269. | Lmao1629 (lmao1629) | 76.39 | 98% | 2020-06-05 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |