As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7879. | Aviral (aviral_uchiha) | 88.33 | 97% | 2021-09-09 |
| 7880. | Linus (frogplayz) | 88.33 | 98% | 2018-03-29 |
| 7881. | jayp (phrasez) | 88.33 | 98% | 2020-11-22 |
| 7882. | av (bsod2528) | 88.32 | 97% | 2023-09-19 |
| 7883. | Kiran (kkdatkiran) | 88.32 | 98.2% | 2025-04-09 |
| 7884. | Ata (terrr) | 88.32 | 98% | 2019-06-18 |
| 7885. | Steve (feedthejoe) | 88.32 | 98.2% | 2024-04-17 |
| 7886. | Shubham (shubhu_) | 88.32 | 99% | 2024-11-06 |
| 7887. | _Atomic*Heartz_ (lewis213) | 88.31 | 97% | 2022-06-06 |
| 7888. | Bang (dbgt0008) | 88.31 | 97% | 2020-09-22 |
| 7889. | Dolan (dudey7ftw) | 88.31 | 96% | 2017-07-20 |
| 7890. | twitch.tv/stealthassault7 (... | 88.31 | 96% | 2017-02-24 |
| 7891. | Shivesh (neat_typist) | 88.30 | 98% | 2024-11-19 |
| 7892. | Veduv (jigachad) | 88.30 | 98% | 2022-09-12 |
| 7893. | bang bang (mjf_18) | 88.30 | 97.6% | 2021-01-28 |
| 7894. | fiona (fionaonyourmind) | 88.30 | 99% | 2020-12-06 |
| 7895. | riley (sirhelpme) | 88.29 | 97% | 2022-05-26 |
| 7896. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 88.29 | 96.8% | 2024-01-28 |
| 7897. | Slim (slimjesus2) | 88.29 | 98% | 2019-02-27 |
| 7898. | Josh (yaboyjoshyy) | 88.29 | 97% | 2021-03-16 |
| 7899. | Jovana (jovana1000) | 88.28 | 98% | 2020-08-16 |
| 7900. | Katerina (kprowe22) | 88.28 | 97.5% | 2023-10-13 |
| 7901. | Fate (fate_colemak) | 88.28 | 98% | 2021-06-18 |
| 7902. | Christophe (christophe_fr) | 88.27 | 98% | 2024-08-28 |
| 7903. | Larry (lizard_larry) | 88.27 | 97% | 2022-01-20 |
| 7904. | Philip (lindeman) | 88.27 | 97% | 2017-10-25 |
| 7905. | Felipe (felipemin03) | 88.27 | 98% | 2021-03-30 |
| 7906. | Josephus (josephus) | 88.27 | 94% | 2015-09-27 |
| 7907. | Will (brannrl) | 88.26 | 98% | 2023-12-21 |
| 7908. | Pavan (mpkreddy93) | 88.26 | 99% | 2016-12-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
| Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |