The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10735. | Jake (jazzyandsaxy) | 87.58 | 97% | 2023-04-15 |
| 10736. | Nein (imperg) | 87.58 | 97.7% | 2023-10-12 |
| 10737. | skyeblu7 (skyeblu7) | 87.58 | 97% | 2021-02-25 |
| 10738. | Vince (novaveteran) | 87.58 | 99% | 2012-10-01 |
| 10739. | Gwendolyn (gwendolyndolyn) | 87.58 | — | 2009-10-06 |
| 10740. | Ali (alialialiali) | 87.58 | 92% | 2015-09-18 |
| 10741. | vilapet (vilapet) | 87.57 | 99% | 2022-11-11 |
| 10742. | Dennis (wrennegade) | 87.57 | 94% | 2016-03-21 |
| 10743. | bondservant (arenza) | 87.56 | 98% | 2020-07-17 |
| 10744. | Jacob (chopmo) | 87.56 | 100% | 2012-09-28 |
| 10745. | Folke (folkewill) | 87.56 | — | 2008-08-25 |
| 10746. | Accuracy99 (copmysteez) | 87.56 | — | 2011-03-06 |
| 10747. | Abby (abbykiehlbauch) | 87.55 | 97% | 2022-12-04 |
| 10748. | Jason (jasongog) | 87.55 | 98% | 2021-12-26 |
| 10749. | Jesse (fictionalfridge) | 87.55 | 91% | 2015-11-12 |
| 10750. | Jason (astyrrian17) | 87.55 | 95% | 2014-04-11 |
| 10751. | Aridia (aridia) | 87.54 | 93% | 2013-08-14 |
| 10752. | dotdotdot (atuladhar1) | 87.54 | 97% | 2023-08-03 |
| 10753. | Mad (georgadawg) | 87.54 | 95% | 2011-05-12 |
| 10754. | Oscar (hellway) | 87.54 | — | 2008-11-05 |
| 10755. | Tom (decoherence) | 87.54 | 95% | 2015-02-27 |
| 10756. | Mario (siftage) | 87.53 | 96% | 2023-07-05 |
| 10757. | UNSALEK #7379 discord (unsa... | 87.53 | 97% | 2021-10-30 |
| 10758. | Oscar (mightymitez) | 87.53 | 96% | 2012-10-21 |
| 10759. | Kayleena (kayshantz) | 87.52 | 96% | 2022-09-30 |
| 10760. | Luke (invertedtree) | 87.52 | 96% | 2021-01-22 |
| 10761. | Noob (noobgam) | 87.52 | 97% | 2020-02-01 |
| 10762. | Lam (lamlam1987) | 87.52 | — | 2009-09-15 |
| 10763. | Rascal (rascalhere) | 87.51 | 92% | 2015-10-02 |
| 10764. | Isaaac (myliftlog) | 87.51 | 97% | 2023-10-20 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |