Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.
βfrom SPAM: A Biography: The Amazing True Story of America's "Miracle Meat!", a book by Carolyn Wyman
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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43940. | Imogen (immy708) | 61.10 | 96% | 2021-03-16 |
43941. | noah (finnifg) | 61.10 | 96% | 2025-03-15 |
43942. | Mair (omair28) | 61.10 | 97% | 2024-11-24 |
43943. | Falcon (faalcon) | 61.10 | 94.8% | 2024-06-06 |
43944. | Michaela (1800bigman) | 61.09 | 97% | 2019-03-11 |
43945. | Incroy (incroy_) | 61.09 | 97% | 2024-06-19 |
43946. | raerr (raelynndelk) | 61.09 | 97% | 2025-05-19 |
43947. | Emeris (emeris) | 61.09 | 95% | 2024-11-06 |
43948. | Marcello (rezzymelly) | 61.09 | 96% | 2024-09-06 |
43949. | Arielle Faye Mendoza Gorosp... | 61.09 | 98.9% | 2024-05-27 |
43950. | alas (alas_) | 61.09 | 97% | 2021-01-15 |
43951. | Ikari (ikarishikichi) | 61.09 | 94.9% | 2024-01-19 |
43952. | Nobody (ygtrece) | 61.09 | 96.3% | 2023-12-23 |
43953. | Khen (khen2003) | 61.09 | 97% | 2018-02-23 |
43954. | yousef (dewberry_kun) | 61.09 | 96% | 2020-09-16 |
43955. | Nisan (thevidya) | 61.09 | β | 2010-04-01 |
43956. | Resha (resha_77) | 61.08 | 97% | 2024-11-07 |
43957. | the homie (grooveremote) | 61.08 | 95% | 2024-07-25 |
43958. | Peter (peter12345678) | 61.08 | 98% | 2024-04-08 |
43959. | mathemage (mathemage) | 61.08 | 95% | 2015-04-24 |
43960. | prem (atomic_samurai) | 61.08 | 95.6% | 2023-12-08 |
43961. | pansui (pansui_nagaland) | 61.08 | 89% | 2011-06-23 |
43962. | Vu (vuta) | 61.08 | β | 2010-07-28 |
43963. | Narmi (typer_im) | 61.08 | 96% | 2013-08-09 |
43964. | β¨ π β¨ (starshine3d) | 61.07 | 96% | 2025-07-08 |
43965. | agacia (agacia) | 61.07 | 94.5% | 2025-04-29 |
43966. | Lucas (yungcrul) | 61.07 | 96% | 2024-12-30 |
43967. | Bombaclart (bombaclart) | 61.07 | 97.9% | 2024-04-02 |
43968. | ur mom (rickastley28) | 61.07 | 95.9% | 2024-01-25 |
43969. | Husaynali (hsm1908_) | 61.07 | 95% | 2023-11-18 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
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Default (English) | 165,395 | 71.55 | August 20, 2009 |
Instant Death Mode | 143 | 74.73 | April 23, 2010 |
Riverside Middle School | 16 | 40.34 | January 25, 2011 |
##typeracer | 5 | 76.93 | January 11, 2021 |
TypeRacer Classic | 4 | 68.91 | June 8, 2021 |