Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...
—from How I Escaped My Certain Fate, a book by Stewart Lee
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 4616. | Elliot (currie) | 48.87 | 95% | 2019-02-27 |
| 4617. | Peyton (turtledude48) | 48.87 | 93% | 2019-05-31 |
| 4618. | jawad (jiqlsh) | 48.87 | 95% | 2021-07-18 |
| 4619. | Jake (foreveralone1608) | 48.82 | 97% | 2019-12-31 |
| 4620. | Mahmoud (peltist_black) | 48.81 | 94% | 2019-04-30 |
| 4621. | maya (mymyw) | 48.80 | 98% | 2019-08-19 |
| 4622. | Guy (guyjariya) | 48.78 | 93% | 2020-01-23 |
| 4623. | Kale (kalegfzn) | 48.77 | 93% | 2019-11-15 |
| 4624. | Richmond (kofipicasso) | 48.72 | 95% | 2019-04-02 |
| 4625. | Fatality (fatalitypg) | 48.71 | 93% | 2020-01-21 |
| 4626. | yoink (thehomie5647) | 48.70 | 96% | 2020-01-16 |
| 4627. | Big (jmaya651) | 48.70 | 98% | 2019-08-20 |
| 4628. | Robert (snyper7) | 48.69 | 95% | 2019-10-20 |
| 4629. | CC (samcompu) | 48.65 | 95% | 2018-02-05 |
| 4630. | Callum (caaronm) | 48.62 | 97% | 2021-08-18 |
| 4631. | Ar7N (ar7n) | 48.62 | 95% | 2018-03-09 |
| 4632. | Atom (atom_yongya) | 48.60 | 97% | 2021-07-23 |
| 4633. | hansen (hansen1015) | 48.59 | 96% | 2019-02-27 |
| 4634. | Teagan (teag) | 48.59 | 96% | 2019-03-23 |
| 4635. | Josiah (my_key_board_is_on_... | 48.52 | 96% | 2018-11-29 |
| 4636. | Toshi (totora) | 48.49 | 97% | 2019-07-10 |
| 4637. | Francesco (fgdestefano) | 48.49 | 94% | 2018-12-10 |
| 4638. | Seeking (seekingtotype) | 48.47 | 96% | 2018-09-09 |
| 4639. | Do (trungkien622004) | 48.46 | 96% | 2020-03-03 |
| 4640. | Bob (bobzeecommy) | 48.46 | 94% | 2019-12-09 |
| 4641. | Tomatenkopf5 (tomatenkopf5) | 48.45 | 96% | 2018-10-22 |
| 4642. | (oartalk) | 48.45 | 97% | 2019-11-22 |
| 4643. | Rasmus (casulu) | 48.44 | 93% | 2017-10-12 |
| 4644. | joy (sdfla) | 48.43 | 97% | 2019-10-27 |
| 4645. | Jan (jmarrin) | 48.42 | 94% | 2019-08-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 7,129 | 80.03 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 12 | 96.23 | January 24, 2019 |
| michaelderoche | 1 | 76.56 | August 26, 2017 |