I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 8749. | Candlelight (candlelight8) | 93.36 | 98% | 2023-01-24 |
| 8750. | minimilk (minimilk) | 93.36 | 98% | 2021-01-26 |
| 8751. | mky (omkyo) | 93.36 | 96% | 2019-03-13 |
| 8752. | Micah (darkbeastieboy) | 93.35 | 97% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8753. | Ali (alish2001) | 93.35 | 97% | 2022-09-13 |
| 8754. | Xenial (xenial_pc) | 93.34 | 100% | 2024-05-13 |
| 8755. | Jacob (flemdog) | 93.34 | 98% | 2024-05-29 |
| 8756. | slowpoke (ploperq) | 93.34 | 98% | 2024-09-06 |
| 8757. | Shawn (faketypewriter) | 93.34 | 98% | 2020-05-18 |
| 8758. | folderb (folderb) | 93.33 | 100% | 2021-01-22 |
| 8759. | _les_ (_les_) | 93.33 | 100% | 2017-08-22 |
| 8760. | Peaky (x101) | 93.32 | 98% | 2017-12-12 |
| 8761. | JusticeDB (justicedb) | 93.32 | 96.7% | 2024-02-09 |
| 8762. | Scryp (scryp) | 93.32 | 97% | 2021-09-10 |
| 8763. | Birdman (birdman13) | 93.32 | 97.7% | 2023-10-04 |
| 8764. | Kelby (haulzy) | 93.32 | 98% | 2020-11-15 |
| 8765. | Jack-01 (giacomoscorza) | 93.31 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 8766. | Adam (athrowawaytyper) | 93.31 | 99% | 2022-09-06 |
| 8767. | james (jvmesc) | 93.31 | 97% | 2020-04-16 |
| 8768. | Malachi (mudgee) | 93.31 | 98% | 2018-01-20 |
| 8769. | Bunky (bunky) | 93.31 | 96% | 2017-06-09 |
| 8770. | maunalua (maunalua) | 93.30 | 98% | 2025-02-28 |
| 8771. | TTVronness_ (ronneclee) | 93.30 | 93% | 2017-04-14 |
| 8772. | Jed (jbriones) | 93.29 | 97% | 2020-07-16 |
| 8773. | Essyra (essyra) | 93.29 | 98% | 2021-01-04 |
| 8774. | Hmm (sironronron) | 93.29 | 96% | 2018-08-01 |
| 8775. | Cameron (cameronicheese) | 93.29 | 97% | 2022-01-19 |
| 8776. | Jazz (jazzfunk37) | 93.28 | 97% | 2022-11-01 |
| 8777. | Josh (yaboyjoshyy) | 93.28 | 98% | 2020-11-20 |
| 8778. | aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (twoye... | 93.27 | 97% | 2023-06-18 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |