The wine list looks so imposing that you finally give up laboring over it. You hand it back to the server and say (either a bit sheepishly, because you're acknowledging that you can't handle the list, or with defiant bravado, signifying that you're not going to waste your time on this nonsense), "I'll just have a glass of white wine." Smart move or big mistake? We'd say, "Mistake."
—from Wine for Dummies, a book by Ed McCarthy
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 7898. | cat lover 9000 (catlover9000) | 91.91 | 97% | 2024-09-16 |
| 7899. | Uy (uyski) | 91.91 | 97% | 2012-11-16 |
| 7900. | IceDarkKnight (icedarkknight) | 91.90 | 97% | 2024-09-06 |
| 7901. | Shubham (shubham_aswal) | 91.90 | 99% | 2024-09-29 |
| 7902. | K3VIN (bootunstoppable) | 91.90 | 97% | 2022-10-27 |
| 7903. | Animehoshi.com (joshuafly) | 91.90 | 98% | 2018-08-03 |
| 7904. | STAY HARD (jcpvs) | 91.89 | 97% | 2022-06-13 |
| 7905. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 91.89 | 97% | 2020-12-14 |
| 7906. | Kristen (kristengreen3) | 91.89 | 96% | 2011-07-18 |
| 7907. | Taylor (texan) | 91.89 | 98% | 2014-01-16 |
| 7908. | くろ (lst31602) | 91.89 | — | 2011-03-02 |
| 7909. | Colin (cwreath43) | 91.88 | 96% | 2023-05-05 |
| 7910. | AuraBlitz (aurablitz) | 91.88 | 94.5% | 2024-09-18 |
| 7911. | John (jkas62) | 91.88 | — | 2010-07-28 |
| 7912. | Adrian (avoljak) | 91.87 | 98% | 2024-04-10 |
| 7913. | Derrek (bigdinthemornin) | 91.87 | 98% | 2012-03-22 |
| 7914. | Seymour Weiners (troberuc) | 91.86 | 97.9% | 2025-02-06 |
| 7915. | Tyape (tyape_69) | 91.86 | 98% | 2024-06-11 |
| 7916. | Theroarx (theroarx) | 91.86 | 98% | 2022-11-02 |
| 7917. | Aszendent (aszendent) | 91.86 | 99% | 2024-02-21 |
| 7918. | Vbee (vb33) | 91.86 | 98% | 2022-12-17 |
| 7919. | Bassist (bassist23) | 91.86 | 95% | 2014-07-24 |
| 7920. | James (13jbrooks) | 91.85 | 97% | 2020-03-04 |
| 7921. | Maynard (mjk1964) | 91.85 | 94% | 2012-09-29 |
| 7922. | Cono (cono) | 91.85 | — | 2011-01-16 |
| 7923. | M (xscary) | 91.84 | 98% | 2019-03-22 |
| 7924. | V (belcanto) | 91.84 | 97% | 2013-02-10 |
| 7925. | non (ravxn) | 91.84 | 96% | 2017-10-21 |
| 7926. | William Johnson (loserwoodn... | 91.83 | 99% | 2024-03-04 |
| 7927. | Eu Ching (uztra_) | 91.83 | 97% | 2022-05-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 98,572 | 77.04 | May 8, 2010 |
| Instant Death Mode | 50 | 80.61 | July 5, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 6 | 67.76 | December 15, 2020 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 50.01 | May 6, 2011 |