So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity.
—from I Am America (And So Can You), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 17507. | Andrew (aaj123) | 72.15 | 96% | 2019-01-10 |
| 17508. | Kelsey (kelseysd) | 72.14 | 92% | 2015-03-13 |
| 17509. | Holdmybeer (9599914266) | 72.14 | 96% | 2022-12-16 |
| 17510. | Ventus (ventus___) | 72.14 | 96% | 2022-10-03 |
| 17511. | Saad (saad_mohammed7) | 72.14 | 97% | 2022-11-22 |
| 17512. | Alexander (dencyh) | 72.14 | 98% | 2023-04-08 |
| 17513. | Diana (sharky15) | 72.14 | 97% | 2016-04-22 |
| 17514. | Dokdo is South Korea Proper... | 72.13 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 17515. | Zyzz (avdmp3) | 72.13 | 95% | 2022-04-20 |
| 17516. | Darcon (otmetz) | 72.13 | 92% | 2017-02-19 |
| 17517. | Jomari (jomari258) | 72.13 | 97% | 2018-12-21 |
| 17518. | Antha (antha) | 72.13 | 88% | 2013-09-09 |
| 17519. | Dim (jimmylei) | 72.13 | 96% | 2020-01-26 |
| 17520. | Anh (jackey_na) | 72.13 | 94% | 2011-10-24 |
| 17521. | Oliver (enfuego) | 72.13 | — | 2009-01-25 |
| 17522. | Bryan (deceased) | 72.13 | 87% | 2013-01-20 |
| 17523. | asura (asuruaa) | 72.12 | 96% | 2023-08-03 |
| 17524. | Jessica (jessikaze) | 72.12 | 91% | 2016-08-08 |
| 17525. | Soheil (soheilvb) | 72.12 | 97% | 2011-06-29 |
| 17526. | Airro (airrosilog) | 72.11 | 96% | 2020-03-17 |
| 17527. | Rika (z3us99) | 72.11 | 95% | 2021-05-14 |
| 17528. | William (xxtypexx) | 72.11 | 95% | 2011-10-26 |
| 17529. | Rachael (rachael66) | 72.11 | 93% | 2017-03-01 |
| 17530. | Drew (nelstrom) | 72.11 | 91% | 2012-01-26 |
| 17531. | Cole (fliqp) | 72.10 | 96% | 2021-05-27 |
| 17532. | Fragobert (fragobert) | 72.10 | 93% | 2022-12-24 |
| 17533. | Chen (nyarlathoteppppp) | 72.10 | 98% | 2021-11-24 |
| 17534. | Asif (asif04) | 72.10 | 98% | 2022-02-19 |
| 17535. | Naveen (caffeinethepop) | 72.10 | 97% | 2017-03-25 |
| 17536. | phuong (phuong_uet) | 72.09 | 99% | 2023-07-03 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 97,954 | 74.88 | August 3, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 140 | 73.09 | April 2, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 5 | 47.69 | February 10, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 60.57 | February 11, 2021 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 58.30 | May 28, 2021 |