I hope I cut myself shaving tomorrow. I hope it bleeds all day long. Our friends say it's darkest before the sun rises; we're pretty sure they're all wrong.
—from No Children, a song by The Mountain Goats
Active since January 13, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11867. | Bill (bill497) | 83.76 | 97% | 2018-03-25 |
| 11868. | wonstar (won808) | 83.76 | 100% | 2020-12-31 |
| 11869. | The Papal State (loquiera) | 83.76 | 96.5% | 2021-02-17 |
| 11870. | HellDen (hell_den17) | 83.74 | 95% | 2021-02-27 |
| 11871. | Oren (newo337) | 83.73 | 96% | 2022-04-27 |
| 11872. | Cookrieme (lonarexiz) | 83.73 | 97% | 2021-09-14 |
| 11873. | rubyorass (snarbogsquiberba... | 83.73 | 95% | 2022-09-24 |
| 11874. | Björn (bjornboss) | 83.72 | 95.1% | 2025-03-04 |
| 11875. | covidgotmehere (covidgotmeh... | 83.72 | 97% | 2021-03-18 |
| 11876. | Oliver (most_fowl) | 83.71 | 89% | 2017-05-09 |
| 11877. | Muhammed (iosonoosha) | 83.71 | 97% | 2020-12-04 |
| 11878. | Valtsu (copywriter) | 83.71 | 97% | 2020-10-09 |
| 11879. | Jack (twitch_unsigned_jack) | 83.71 | 98% | 2021-03-26 |
| 11880. | Jack (phntm5569) | 83.71 | 98% | 2021-05-25 |
| 11881. | Thymme (thymme) | 83.70 | 97% | 2021-05-04 |
| 11882. | daniel (dsmcubingyt) | 83.70 | 97% | 2021-02-24 |
| 11883. | wii (nobodylovesraymond) | 83.69 | 96% | 2023-04-18 |
| 11884. | JJ (astolfu) | 83.69 | 97% | 2021-03-21 |
| 11885. | Eduardo (shleepez) | 83.69 | 96% | 2021-03-29 |
| 11886. | Kevin (khuang891) | 83.68 | 95% | 2021-11-24 |
| 11887. | L (ynajd) | 83.68 | 98% | 2023-04-17 |
| 11888. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 83.68 | 97% | 2019-03-26 |
| 11889. | Nayef (nayefk) | 83.67 | 99% | 2019-04-27 |
| 11890. | 150 how? (minidraco) | 83.66 | 96% | 2023-08-26 |
| 11891. | Griffin (gshark32) | 83.66 | 98% | 2021-04-13 |
| 11892. | Cache (cachemonet) | 83.66 | 98% | 2021-10-19 |
| 11893. | yung slazeey (ariqtypes2003) | 83.65 | 97% | 2024-09-23 |
| 11894. | Varshaa (whateverrr) | 83.65 | 98% | 2023-01-22 |
| 11895. | Rakib (supertypo) | 83.65 | 100% | 2022-12-17 |
| 11896. | Jason (moocrew) | 83.65 | 98% | 2018-02-04 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 48,914 | 84.34 | January 13, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 231 | 87.71 | December 17, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 6 | 106.66 | July 19, 2021 |