As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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16972. | Chris (quola) | 67.85 | 94.8% | 2023-08-18 |
16973. | Daniel (danielpaanderson) | 67.85 | 98.4% | 2021-01-29 |
16974. | Ivan (vanisher) | 67.85 | 93% | 2015-09-09 |
16975. | Victor (victor_mxs) | 67.84 | 97% | 2023-04-13 |
16976. | Ravi (raviparasar1997@gmail... | 67.84 | 93% | 2016-07-23 |
16977. | a (njut) | 67.84 | 96% | 2020-05-01 |
16978. | Sam (sam77777) | 67.83 | 96.5% | 2021-02-11 |
16979. | DefyingTheOdds (brianwood16) | 67.83 | 97% | 2016-05-28 |
16980. | hira (hiralama) | 67.82 | 96% | 2023-01-05 |
16981. | L G (lg1207) | 67.82 | 96% | 2024-06-09 |
16982. | Clayton (clayton68504) | 67.82 | 95% | 2020-01-07 |
16983. | iknnknkn (darknessdone) | 67.82 | 98% | 2020-03-03 |
16984. | william (willjorey) | 67.81 | 98% | 2018-08-16 |
16985. | 4K (not4k) | 67.81 | 96% | 2023-03-16 |
16986. | :)) (brokenslowhand) | 67.81 | 94% | 2021-03-09 |
16987. | Ian (coolermaster) | 67.81 | 94% | 2015-11-09 |
16988. | fenth (fenth) | 67.80 | 96% | 2023-01-06 |
16989. | Jen (ninjajen) | 67.80 | 95% | 2021-10-10 |
16990. | Spencer (assassins_creed) | 67.80 | 96% | 2019-06-30 |
16991. | . (kurami) | 67.80 | 96% | 2021-06-05 |
16992. | Mr. Robinson (cogili) | 67.80 | 98% | 2016-09-13 |
16993. | Kuba (wiechciu) | 67.79 | 98% | 2020-04-18 |
16994. | Shannon (s0lanum) | 67.79 | 96% | 2023-02-02 |
16995. | Dennis (nimbus272) | 67.79 | 96% | 2019-05-19 |
16996. | Brian (briantang) | 67.79 | 95% | 2020-08-26 |
16997. | Kevin (faineantt) | 67.79 | 97% | 2019-07-24 |
16998. | Anton (stumphy) | 67.79 | 94% | 2016-02-11 |
16999. | Beknar (danabeknar) | 67.78 | 96% | 2022-07-07 |
17000. | Jotisig (jotisig172_) | 67.78 | 96% | 2023-03-02 |
17001. | John (brodros) | 67.78 | 96% | 2022-03-22 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |