As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.
—from Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, a book by Scott Adams
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Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
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9321. | Rob (robear72) | 84.89 | 98% | 2019-07-18 |
9322. | Mati🅱IKL (mati2ooo) | 84.89 | 98% | 2021-01-23 |
9323. | DangdutKoplo (dangdutkoplo2) | 84.89 | 97% | 2019-04-15 |
9324. | BernsteinCat (bernsteincat) | 84.88 | 97% | 2020-03-15 |
9325. | beep (ooooooop) | 84.88 | 96% | 2019-11-18 |
9326. | Wazed (wassain) | 84.88 | 98% | 2019-09-17 |
9327. | isekai (krimsonly) | 84.88 | 97% | 2022-10-09 |
9328. | Tecnium (tecnium) | 84.87 | 99% | 2020-03-23 |
9329. | Eion (pnusgoose) | 84.87 | 98% | 2021-04-27 |
9330. | Zacharia (zacky1312) | 84.87 | 97% | 2022-12-30 |
9331. | nullandvoid (theprogrammer) | 84.87 | 96% | 2016-07-22 |
9332. | sam (randomguyonwifi) | 84.87 | 98% | 2021-10-12 |
9333. | Zack (raichubuddy) | 84.87 | 97% | 2022-04-11 |
9334. | xojor (xojor) | 84.86 | 98% | 2025-03-27 |
9335. | chaitanya (chaitgpt) | 84.86 | 95% | 2023-04-17 |
9336. | SirAlig (siralig) | 84.86 | 97% | 2022-09-01 |
9337. | c (asiandued) | 84.85 | 98% | 2022-07-31 |
9338. | Morp (8211morp) | 84.85 | 96.6% | 2024-06-30 |
9339. | 0O00O0O0O0O0O0 (bunnystacker) | 84.85 | 96% | 2022-10-01 |
9340. | Vanilo (vanilo) | 84.85 | 98% | 2021-08-09 |
9341. | Andres (andres0432) | 84.85 | 90% | 2017-01-06 |
9342. | Tracer (stonecoleq) | 84.84 | 97% | 2017-04-06 |
9343. | Leon (tagats123) | 84.84 | 98% | 2020-12-05 |
9344. | Chad (godchad) | 84.84 | 97% | 2019-03-18 |
9345. | William (deviousdd) | 84.83 | 97% | 2022-12-29 |
9346. | Rictor (rictormidgekin) | 84.83 | 96% | 2021-01-26 |
9347. | Daniel (shadeless) | 84.83 | 98% | 2018-03-22 |
9348. | Arun (genxt) | 84.82 | 96% | 2016-05-23 |
9349. | something (xuegalaxy) | 84.81 | 97.2% | 2025-02-24 |
9350. | Fillip (fillipdots) | 84.81 | 96% | 2022-06-23 |
Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
---|---|---|---|
Default (English) | 48,628 | 81.28 | April 3, 2015 |
Long Texts | 129 | 84.43 | December 30, 2016 |
Instant Death Mode | 30 | 93.38 | February 19, 2019 |
ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 63.08 | May 30, 2021 |