Look, all I know is what they taught me at command school. There are certain rules about a war. Rule number one is young men die. And rule number two is doctors can't change rule number one.
—from M*A*S*H, a other by Larry Gelbart
Active since August 27, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14126. | Joshua (fehho) | 78.26 | 98% | 2019-12-25 |
| 14127. | colin (greenecr) | 78.25 | 97% | 2017-08-31 |
| 14128. | codekrodile (codekrodile) | 78.25 | 95% | 2021-05-22 |
| 14129. | stagadoosh (stagadoosh) | 78.24 | 94% | 2017-12-07 |
| 14130. | Kin MOXMGTSN (5tring) | 78.23 | 97% | 2022-06-12 |
| 14131. | Russell (neoques) | 78.23 | 96% | 2021-04-08 |
| 14132. | morning (morningthreat) | 78.23 | 95.8% | 2021-02-25 |
| 14133. | Manmit (manny_the_potato) | 78.23 | 99% | 2025-02-21 |
| 14134. | Kali (kdancisak) | 78.22 | 98% | 2024-02-17 |
| 14135. | Ezra (thedigitalallo) | 78.22 | 98% | 2023-01-19 |
| 14136. | Niko (tikoneknos) | 78.22 | 94.7% | 2021-01-29 |
| 14137. | Shalowley (keepitcookie) | 78.22 | 94% | 2021-01-20 |
| 14138. | Speedy (speedyyeeter) | 78.22 | 98% | 2018-11-26 |
| 14139. | Grace (orange_electric) | 78.21 | 97% | 2020-07-01 |
| 14140. | slowdown plz (abulkhairi) | 78.21 | 93% | 2018-01-29 |
| 14141. | Jason (altaria13) | 78.21 | 96% | 2019-11-28 |
| 14142. | irving (irvingnivri) | 78.20 | 98% | 2021-06-09 |
| 14143. | Cookie (ashlynn_t) | 78.20 | 98% | 2025-07-22 |
| 14144. | j (jenny27) | 78.19 | 98% | 2023-03-09 |
| 14145. | nomin (nomiin) | 78.19 | 96% | 2022-09-12 |
| 14146. | Shroom (ezshroom) | 78.19 | 96% | 2020-12-21 |
| 14147. | Omar (atrozyte) | 78.18 | 97% | 2021-10-21 |
| 14148. | yen (yenyenl) | 78.18 | 96% | 2022-09-16 |
| 14149. | Melissa (mel8402) | 78.18 | 98% | 2021-07-16 |
| 14150. | SkyNotBlueEnough (plsnbe) | 78.17 | 95% | 2024-10-25 |
| 14151. | Ally (ellamoreandmommy) | 78.17 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 14152. | adacay (adacay) | 78.17 | 99% | 2022-01-28 |
| 14153. | Demyan (mystify106) | 78.17 | 95% | 2020-12-28 |
| 14154. | Tyler Hatch (themanofthesea) | 78.16 | 99% | 2022-11-04 |
| 14155. | George (hangyodon1) | 78.16 | 95% | 2020-12-01 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 44,895 | 85.47 | August 27, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 161 | 91.51 | December 20, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 3 | 124.06 | April 16, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 0 | 0.00 | January 1, 1970 |