The only message I got was from the company that holds my student loan, Sallie Mae. Sallie Mae sounds like a naive and barefoot hillbilly girl but in fact they are a ruthless and aggressive conglomeration of bullies located in a tall brick building somewhere in Kansas. I picture it to be the tallest building in that state and I have decided they hire their employees straight out of prison.
—from Holidays on Ice, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 19860. | Joey (jbizzyjones) | 71.89 | 91% | 2011-08-14 |
| 19861. | Buddha (goldentip) | 71.88 | 96% | 2020-08-20 |
| 19862. | ItsH (tree_3) | 71.88 | 97% | 2022-10-18 |
| 19863. | jeremyWINZ (jeremiah_munguia) | 71.88 | 92% | 2016-06-28 |
| 19864. | Tru (jhake_1) | 71.88 | 95% | 2021-11-22 |
| 19865. | Daniel (poise) | 71.88 | 93% | 2014-01-15 |
| 19866. | Isuck (austin_was_here) | 71.87 | 92% | 2015-01-06 |
| 19867. | Juan (oduk) | 71.87 | — | 2009-05-27 |
| 19868. | hodge (hodge) | 71.87 | — | 2010-03-23 |
| 19869. | John (gust01) | 71.87 | 94% | 2012-03-22 |
| 19870. | Steve (folger) | 71.87 | 93% | 2011-08-14 |
| 19871. | Robin (skrod) | 71.86 | 95% | 2019-12-22 |
| 19872. | Sanchit (sanchitsharma21) | 71.86 | 97% | 2018-10-20 |
| 19873. | Hedgethrush (hedgethrush) | 71.86 | 94% | 2017-04-17 |
| 19874. | Alex (rtypo) | 71.86 | — | 2009-04-19 |
| 19875. | Akirajin (akirajin) | 71.86 | — | 2010-01-17 |
| 19876. | Phil (philanderadriaan) | 71.85 | 97% | 2015-08-08 |
| 19877. | Comm (commoduss) | 71.85 | 89% | 2014-11-30 |
| 19878. | Ashish (ashcode98) | 71.85 | 97.3% | 2023-10-20 |
| 19879. | Franco (rubikute) | 71.85 | 96% | 2021-08-05 |
| 19880. | andrei (loomit) | 71.85 | 98% | 2021-05-17 |
| 19881. | (nywiel) | 71.85 | 95% | 2014-11-09 |
| 19882. | ViktorT (vitr_88) | 71.85 | 94% | 2017-05-02 |
| 19883. | Index to (index) | 71.85 | — | 2010-05-20 |
| 19884. | Sabz (sabx_keedi) | 71.85 | — | 2011-03-22 |
| 19885. | Srijan (lego_11) | 71.84 | 95% | 2023-04-25 |
| 19886. | Sir Em (ephraim47) | 71.84 | 97% | 2023-08-19 |
| 19887. | chicken (chethan819) | 71.84 | 95.4% | 2023-10-21 |
| 19888. | Tatu (tazca) | 71.84 | — | 2010-07-08 |
| 19889. | zero errors (zero_errors) | 71.84 | 96% | 2011-09-25 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 87,632 | 82.22 | August 19, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 161 | 81.25 | December 31, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 95 | 85.68 | March 30, 2010 |
| ##typeracer | 5 | 79.83 | January 21, 2021 |
| Riverside Middle School | 1 | 61.44 | January 24, 2011 |