The only preventive thing I do is wash clothes after buying them in a thrift shop - this after catching crabs from a pair of used pants. I was in my midtwenties at the time and probably would have itched myself all the way to the bone had a friend not taken me to a drugstore.
—from When You Are Engulfed in Flames, a book by David Sedaris
Active since August 19, 2008.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 20215. | Julie (jullaayy) | 82.23 | — | 2009-08-03 |
| 20216. | Logan (laucian) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-12-07 |
| 20217. | Paka (_paka) | 82.23 | 97% | 2021-03-15 |
| 20218. | Tony (sarcasticbanana) | 82.23 | 96% | 2021-04-21 |
| 20219. | mctuvok (mctuvok) | 82.23 | — | 2010-08-10 |
| 20220. | Guest (insi) | 82.23 | 97% | 2016-08-18 |
| 20221. | Lauren (yeonmoney) | 82.22 | 97% | 2020-06-29 |
| 20222. | ░▒▒█► (dipakmpandit) | 82.22 | 97% | 2018-11-18 |
| 20223. | T (simonhawk) | 82.22 | 91% | 2014-03-26 |
| 20224. | Alex (toomuchsauce) | 82.22 | 97% | 2017-08-10 |
| 20225. | Sir (sirrockaby) | 82.22 | 99% | 2011-06-01 |
| 20226. | RaN (ran2003) | 82.22 | — | 2009-11-18 |
| 20227. | Laiq (layeeq4u) | 82.21 | — | 2009-10-31 |
| 20228. | Tran (newstrung) | 82.21 | — | 2009-01-26 |
| 20229. | Dang (daaaaaaaangdang) | 82.21 | 95% | 2022-07-17 |
| 20230. | Jason (saltybaskets) | 82.21 | 96% | 2021-01-14 |
| 20231. | Marcinta (marcinta) | 82.20 | 97% | 2016-01-25 |
| 20232. | 日本が大好き (kawce4) | 82.20 | 98% | 2023-01-01 |
| 20233. | CheemCreem (cheemcreem) | 82.20 | 98% | 2021-09-26 |
| 20234. | Shree (shreejo) | 82.20 | 97% | 2023-07-24 |
| 20235. | Brian (brian8544) | 82.20 | 95% | 2021-10-19 |
| 20236. | ashbellebsha (ashbel_g) | 82.20 | 96% | 2020-08-17 |
| 20237. | Odinman9847 (odinman9847) | 82.20 | 96.7% | 2021-02-14 |
| 20238. | Angie (pipp) | 82.20 | — | 2009-05-28 |
| 20239. | derpy ツ (derpaliciousyness) | 82.20 | 96% | 2014-09-13 |
| 20240. | FragSonic (gizmo0152) | 82.20 | 92% | 2016-09-07 |
| 20241. | Chris (bobuffet) | 82.19 | 94% | 2016-02-19 |
| 20242. | Archie (xdev) | 82.19 | 86% | 2016-07-26 |
| 20243. | Jordan (tlozsr) | 82.19 | 98% | 2018-12-01 |
| 20244. | SMdG (hyperlord) | 82.19 | 99% | 2022-10-23 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 133,371 | 85.51 | August 19, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 321 | 81.91 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 4 | 48.47 | January 25, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 1 | 47.66 | July 22, 2022 |