Kryten: Sir, I just can't eat any more raw coffee. Lister: [pouring a jar of coffee grounds into his bowl] Two more bowls. Kryten: But I, sir, I am sober, honest! Lister: OK, who are you and why are you here? Kryten: I'm some kind of robot, who's fighting this virus, and none of this exists. It's all in a fever. Except for you guys, who really do exist, only you're not really here, you're really in some spaceship in the future. If that's got to make sense, I don't wanna *be* sober!
—from Red Dwarf: Gunmen of the Apocalypse, a other by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor
Active since June 26, 2017.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1646. | Tesla (teslalord) | 61.88 | 95% | 2018-08-19 |
| 1647. | Thang (lhg81hc) | 61.80 | 96% | 2018-08-25 |
| 1648. | Vinh (shadeomen) | 61.79 | 95% | 2019-01-14 |
| 1649. | Mohammed (mohammedamarnah) | 61.77 | 95% | 2018-07-18 |
| 1650. | Amit (amitu7) | 61.73 | 99% | 2018-04-18 |
| 1651. | Brenda (icantypeish) | 61.72 | 99% | 2019-09-14 |
| 1652. | Sean (seanmeister) | 61.72 | 94% | 2018-05-02 |
| 1653. | Ron (ronald2) | 61.70 | 96% | 2020-02-20 |
| 1654. | mayank (dids6121) | 61.68 | 97% | 2018-03-08 |
| 1655. | Jake (jmuma828) | 61.67 | 96% | 2019-05-22 |
| 1656. | Gemma (gemstoned) | 61.64 | 96% | 2018-04-10 |
| 1657. | unholycloak5 (unholycloak5) | 61.62 | 96% | 2018-04-18 |
| 1658. | Christian (christianotto) | 61.61 | 97% | 2018-01-07 |
| 1659. | sean (puzzle1116) | 61.61 | 97% | 2020-01-14 |
| 1660. | Daddy Mac (0317) | 61.61 | 98% | 2019-09-02 |
| 1661. | Kriss (kriss5a) | 61.57 | 96% | 2018-02-09 |
| 1662. | Rohan (ashavijaysukne) | 61.55 | 96% | 2019-04-22 |
| 1663. | denixu (denixu) | 61.55 | 97% | 2017-07-24 |
| 1664. | Emily (em66) | 61.49 | 97% | 2018-01-29 |
| 1665. | arz (arzr) | 61.49 | 96% | 2017-09-21 |
| 1666. | Lasi (lasileuka) | 61.49 | 96% | 2019-09-04 |
| 1667. | csati (csati) | 61.48 | 98% | 2019-11-29 |
| 1668. | ruzain (ruzain) | 61.47 | 94% | 2018-06-10 |
| 1669. | Jim (its_jim) | 61.44 | 96% | 2017-12-12 |
| 1670. | Patrick (patisawesomein1) | 61.43 | 97% | 2019-01-09 |
| 1671. | Shebes (shebes) | 61.40 | 99% | 2018-07-17 |
| 1672. | Pavel (trialtry) | 61.39 | 98% | 2019-01-26 |
| 1673. | Michael (larkorin) | 61.33 | 95% | 2020-03-04 |
| 1674. | Nikhil (_programmer_) | 61.30 | 96% | 2018-09-22 |
| 1675. | wii (nobodylovesraymond) | 61.30 | 96% | 2018-12-19 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 3,588 | 77.52 | June 26, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 11 | 79.26 | May 21, 2018 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 1 | 49.38 | October 28, 2021 |