And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. They've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler.
—from Office Space, a movie by Mike Judge
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 9303. | panacotta (panacotta) | 99.58 | 97% | 2022-06-28 |
| 9304. | Heo (tac_ke_bong94) | 99.58 | 96% | 2014-04-27 |
| 9305. | Ari (aravinth97) | 99.58 | 97% | 2020-10-04 |
| 9306. | QUICKclacker (quickclacker) | 99.58 | 98% | 2019-06-11 |
| 9307. | REE (reeeeeeeeee3) | 99.58 | 98% | 2020-05-08 |
| 9308. | afk irl (midget_spinner) | 99.57 | 97% | 2020-10-21 |
| 9309. | Sylptic (sylptic) | 99.57 | 97% | 2021-03-31 |
| 9310. | Brett (deece531) | 99.57 | 93% | 2013-04-02 |
| 9311. | ช่วยด้วย (k... | 99.57 | 98% | 2016-06-14 |
| 9312. | Kyle (phlawless) | 99.57 | 97% | 2011-11-04 |
| 9313. | Rikki (rikki_leo) | 99.57 | 96% | 2022-08-31 |
| 9314. | Leonardo (leonidasewd) | 99.56 | 96% | 2023-02-03 |
| 9315. | Jacob (jpoopy) | 99.56 | 98% | 2021-11-23 |
| 9316. | Menace (menace101) | 99.56 | 97% | 2021-05-18 |
| 9317. | M Ali +923104362942 (35wppm) | 99.56 | 99% | 2022-12-12 |
| 9318. | nassi (l4htaaja) | 99.56 | 97% | 2016-02-28 |
| 9319. | rocky (_rock) | 99.55 | 95% | 2013-10-07 |
| 9320. | aseemsachdeva (aseemtypist) | 99.55 | 95% | 2012-08-28 |
| 9321. | bfs (justcardboard) | 99.55 | 92% | 2013-02-16 |
| 9322. | Lei Chi (leichi) | 99.55 | — | 2011-02-22 |
| 9323. | Foster (fluzii) | 99.55 | 97% | 2020-09-30 |
| 9324. | Aids (poonpwner) | 99.55 | 95% | 2014-02-04 |
| 9325. | zak (zak92) | 99.55 | 99% | 2023-01-29 |
| 9326. | Chris (sodaaddict) | 99.55 | 95% | 2014-12-08 |
| 9327. | Clarence (ha_saahn) | 99.54 | 97% | 2021-09-20 |
| 9328. | Twilight Sparkle (twilights... | 99.54 | 96% | 2012-08-30 |
| 9329. | j (iamarenasnowscoldsweat) | 99.54 | 98% | 2013-08-16 |
| 9330. | ⦗10FF⦘ euij (euij) | 99.53 | 97% | 2018-11-10 |
| 9331. | Immy (immy7) | 99.53 | 97% | 2013-11-15 |
| 9332. | chekic (chekic) | 99.53 | 99% | 2021-03-09 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 119,690 | 84.32 | July 27, 2008 |
| Long Texts | 366 | 64.73 | January 3, 2017 |
| Instant Death Mode | 134 | 85.25 | March 29, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 12 | 56.62 | February 9, 2011 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 98.97 | November 13, 2022 |