Now you might ask yourself, if by yourself you mean me, "Stephen, if you don't like books, why did you write one?" You just asked yourself a trick question. I didn't write it. I dictated it. I shouted it into a tape recorder over the Columbus Day weekend, then handed it to my agent and said, "Sell this."
—from I Am America (And So Can You!), a book by Stephen Colbert
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 22969. | Matthew (jconne3646) | 64.40 | 93% | 2017-05-05 |
| 22970. | Sexy (kimochichinchin) | 64.40 | 94% | 2020-11-21 |
| 22971. | aila:) (ayla_jan02@yahoo.com) | 64.40 | — | 2011-02-10 |
| 22972. | Cream (milkcream) | 64.40 | 95% | 2013-02-19 |
| 22973. | Kang (kangman) | 64.40 | 92% | 2012-05-15 |
| 22974. | Lautaro (lauta_qwerty) | 64.39 | 95.1% | 2023-10-13 |
| 22975. | Im (imtrash) | 64.39 | 88% | 2016-01-27 |
| 22976. | Riadath (riadath) | 64.39 | 98% | 2021-08-07 |
| 22977. | coco (ncxley) | 64.39 | 98% | 2020-07-12 |
| 22978. | Christian (enermaster) | 64.39 | 96% | 2014-10-23 |
| 22979. | L.Lith (syndicatepapar) | 64.38 | 95% | 2021-03-11 |
| 22980. | peepoglad (swempert) | 64.38 | 96% | 2022-04-16 |
| 22981. | azooz (azoozklr) | 64.38 | 97% | 2020-11-15 |
| 22982. | Armstrong (armstrong01) | 64.38 | 96% | 2014-11-24 |
| 22983. | Dang Khoa (khoa1912) | 64.38 | 96% | 2013-02-20 |
| 22984. | Nikhil (nikhil.james26@yaho... | 64.38 | 95% | 2014-02-28 |
| 22985. | Taylor (tayorrages) | 64.37 | 94% | 2012-12-06 |
| 22986. | Burr2 (burr2) | 64.37 | 96% | 2023-08-02 |
| 22987. | anne (genericuser077) | 64.37 | 96% | 2023-05-03 |
| 22988. | SaeedUllah (asadjani) | 64.37 | 96% | 2023-08-12 |
| 22989. | Shirito (shirito) | 64.37 | 98% | 2021-10-07 |
| 22990. | 🐢 (garvint123) | 64.37 | 97% | 2019-01-05 |
| 22991. | Harry (trof) | 64.37 | — | 2010-09-23 |
| 22992. | Nob (nobvon) | 64.37 | 87% | 2012-06-05 |
| 22993. | Justin (jpaark) | 64.36 | 95% | 2022-12-26 |
| 22994. | MIB (saimib) | 64.36 | 95.4% | 2021-02-03 |
| 22995. | honey (honeyruby) | 64.36 | — | 2009-08-11 |
| 22996. | Charles (cwayne) | 64.35 | 97% | 2021-08-01 |
| 22997. | ADF (aldf) | 64.35 | 96% | 2019-04-15 |
| 22998. | Duc (ducgao4213) | 64.35 | 95% | 2016-03-11 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 106,900 | 71.71 | August 4, 2008 |
| Instant Death Mode | 164 | 72.39 | March 30, 2010 |
| Riverside Middle School | 11 | 40.89 | January 26, 2011 |
| ##typeracer | 4 | 68.54 | January 24, 2021 |
| All TypeRacer Texts | 2 | 54.00 | January 1, 2024 |
| TypeRacer Classic | 2 | 61.02 | November 8, 2021 |
| Mrs. Wunschel's TypeRacer Universe | 1 | 30.13 | January 18, 2013 |