When you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday, and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you're dead? Nobody.
—from The Catcher in the Rye, a book by J. D. Salinger
Active since November 11, 2016.
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| Rank | Username | WPM | Accuracy | Date |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 12594. | Hypzii (hypzii_on_mac) | 75.38 | 97% | 2022-03-03 |
| 12595. | wlliam (williamqwerty3) | 75.38 | 97% | 2021-01-06 |
| 12596. | Adarsh (adarsh1001) | 75.38 | 98% | 2018-11-23 |
| 12597. | chicken (chicken_wrap) | 75.37 | 96.1% | 2024-11-17 |
| 12598. | Jon (jonlivestrong) | 75.37 | 95% | 2022-01-09 |
| 12599. | Daniel (mickeyyaya) | 75.36 | 98% | 2020-01-17 |
| 12600. | Branched (branchedstem) | 75.36 | 96% | 2021-05-02 |
| 12601. | Hauke (gtxspeeder) | 75.36 | 99% | 2021-04-17 |
| 12602. | Worm (clockblocker) | 75.36 | 97% | 2020-12-06 |
| 12603. | faye (piehaus) | 75.35 | 94.3% | 2025-05-13 |
| 12604. | Mike (mikedou) | 75.35 | 98% | 2023-06-03 |
| 12605. | lucas (jomp151) | 75.35 | 96% | 2020-10-09 |
| 12606. | John (jtasher3) | 75.34 | 96% | 2024-05-24 |
| 12607. | Trevor (tfresh) | 75.34 | 96.5% | 2024-06-25 |
| 12608. | jay (hijaydot) | 75.33 | 95% | 2023-07-17 |
| 12609. | Afifit (afifit) | 75.33 | 96% | 2019-01-27 |
| 12610. | A (pinebug) | 75.32 | 97% | 2022-04-20 |
| 12611. | SaeedUllah (asadjani) | 75.32 | 96% | 2023-03-18 |
| 12612. | DeadlockOfDeath (deadlockof... | 75.31 | 96% | 2023-05-10 |
| 12613. | Pias (piasroy) | 75.31 | 97% | 2021-04-02 |
| 12614. | TheCrisTime (thecristime) | 75.31 | 95% | 2021-01-20 |
| 12615. | Dominik (domin13cz) | 75.30 | 97% | 2023-02-10 |
| 12616. | Adrian (adrianleeeeeee) | 75.30 | 95% | 2021-03-14 |
| 12617. | Raghavan (toxic_hack) | 75.30 | 97% | 2021-03-07 |
| 12618. | xǝl∀ (alnotreally) | 75.29 | 97% | 2023-07-15 |
| 12619. | arichnad (arichnad) | 75.29 | 97% | 2022-05-16 |
| 12620. | Wojciech (wpietron) | 75.29 | 99% | 2020-09-07 |
| 12621. | m (ogtong) | 75.29 | 97% | 2019-01-02 |
| 12622. | blank (blank098) | 75.28 | 95% | 2021-06-09 |
| 12623. | Deven (kikaliyo) | 75.28 | 98% | 2021-05-12 |
| Universe | Races | Average WPM | First Race |
|---|---|---|---|
| Default (English) | 39,219 | 83.14 | November 11, 2016 |
| Instant Death Mode | 43 | 88.30 | January 18, 2018 |
| ᗜ Stenography | 2 | 91.53 | November 3, 2021 |